The Ballad of the Taint Wars by Stratas
Runner Up for April 2013
==Canto I==
In those shining days long past
there lived a king of kings
The greatest of the merian race
His name was Ladantine
The seventh in a line so long
that ruled the Holy land
That shone from on the island in
the Sea that was so grand
From island shore to desert sun
From moors to mountain peak
The emperor stretch'd his grip far
and ruled ov'r all the meek
But his reach was not far enough
to satisfy his need
For though it stretched across the planes
he was consumed by greed
He set out, his goal in mind
to reach beyond the stars
Past the cosmic Celestian plane -
the boundary so far
There he thought there would be found
limitless power to behold
enough to surpass the mighty divine
for the brave and the bold
To the Basin he told his plan -
the Project Cosmic Hope!
To the supraplane they'd go
and experience its scope
A furor erupted round th' land
At his most holy decree
In the cities, news 'twas received
with nothing short of glee
Magnagora raised arms to chant
aloud, “praise be to Light!
We give support to king of kings
for we know he is right.”
Hallifax was more restrain'd
as they assessed the plan
“Give us time to study,” they said,
“before we Supra scan.”
“Not decades,” said the Emperor,
“but by a year-long end
To the Supraplane we'll ready
A mighty group to send.”
In darken'd forest Gloriana
under Mother Night
Rowena Darkshade found ill omen
and so she set to fight
Not with swords but words of silver
to the cities was her task
To glitt'ring spires of Hallifax
For compliance to ask
But Hallifax would not hear her
with no regard to her say
They voted to politely ignore her
until she went away
Princess Marilynth had better
luck with the Beacon's Board
convincing th'Institute to help
and study in accord
“Let's get this party started up!”
said Scuchi the High Flame
Then Gaudiguchian revelers
took up the shout again
They drank wine and smoked cactus weed
To Hallifax's ire
To a rude word they happen'd to light
Professor Lars on fire
Rowena tried appeal again
To the Bodhi Xiim
A riddle with he answered her
and from her got a grin
==Canto II==
In Magnagora they sought the Fates
To hear a prophecy
Would Cosmic Hope be like Soulforce,
a plan from which to flee?
Clotho, the youngest, stepped forth first,
Her prophecy to preach
Said, “You shall find that which you seek.”
'Twas pleasure at Her speech
Lachesis, the middle of the Fates
Turned gaze to Ladantine
“Twil be remember'd through out time.”
A truly humbling thing
Then came forth wizen'd Atropos
the cutter of the thread
To pronounce Her prophecy 'pon
Ladantine's royal head
With words of age she said to him,
“You will die, yet will live.
Another birth before you see
The fruits your labours give.”
Though words of crone confused them all
the Prophet House inferred
The Emperor's plan would succeed -
the quest now should be spurred!
And so the Emperor announced
'Cross his land, near and far
Cosmic Hope would not begin from
within the Pool of Stars
From where would they launch Cosmic Hope?
Which nexus would it be?
The Stone of Truth, or th' Eternal Flame?
Only with time could see
In Gaudiguch they placed their bets
while Magnagorans prayed
And Hallifax vot'd to support
with hope things would be swayed
Then came announce from the Empire
The news all want'd to hear
From where would Cosmic Hope begin
At the end of the year
'Twould be from the Stone of Truth
the star-crossed quest would leave
In blessed Magnagora such
A favour they achieved
==Canto III==
And so the fated day arrived
when past the planes they'd reach
Op'ning gates from cosmic realms and
to Supraplane they'd breach
All gathered 'round the Stone of Truth
That glistening white spire
While Basin listen'd to aetherwave
where Globglob did inspire
He told of furrikin off plane
a team to correspond
with Lolly Pringle in the group
headed so far beyond
The Emperor Ladantine
was there to lead the day
High Prophet Ghani n'Rotri
for Magnagora's say
From Matrix Institute there came
Professor Tomasol Lars
And Grand Cipher Tlochaka Chum
step'd 'way from Gaudi bars
Last of all to round out the group
Shellma Natharian
The Holy Mother from Celest
a beautiful merian
A dozen ur'Guard came as well
to protect the group
Burly men who worshipped death
a formidable troop
On Shallamar the people heard
As Gorgalial raised hand
A blessing on the excursion
beyond to heal the land
With Emanation's august praise
The expedition formed
Ready to begin the day
when history be born
Up through the aethers they did go
Piercing elemental fold
To Shallamar they traveled on
then to darkness and to cold
On supraplane they found themselves
'top lifeless barren rock
Oppressive air and piercing winds
gave trav'lers quite a shock
With trembling terror Pringle opened
a link across the planes
to broadcast what they found out there
through Magnagora's lanes
The Emperor was bolder still
and he announced decree
the new found plane would have a name
and Astral it would be
But great hurrahs could not be had
there was no time for cheer
for a massive stainless steel goat
attacked, striking them with fear
The ur'Guard took up sword and slashed
at their metallic foe
Many wounds were dealt by both
ere down the beast did go
A crystal column they did find
The Emperor approach'd
Chan'ling energy with his mind
its power he did broach
The Stone of Truth shone like the sun
filled with Astral power
Gleaming rainbows and shim'ring light
came from that awesome tower
But out of nowhere they did come
A dozen metal foes
Attacking ur'Guard left and right
And bringing on new woes
==Canto IV==
The light engulfing Ladantine
turned violent and dark
Waves of shadow rushed to the Stone
extinguishing its spark
As his form did bubble and melt
The Stone of Truth did crack
Darkening with toxic power
Under shadow's attack
The group rushed forth to aid their king
and save him from his plight
But nether forces attacked them too
Inflicting them with blight
On Shallamar, the Stone turned black
And Emanations neared
Conf'ring about the awesome power
that everyone now feared
Luciphage took mortal watchers
and brought them to safe place
While Gorgalial touched the Stone
its energies to brace
But He could not drive back the tide
of evil poison'd dark
And now His body, once sublime
was giv'n a hellish mark
As His form was ripped and torn,
His wife tore at Her face
Lord Ashtorath, He screamed and screamed
Fell power warped the place
On Shallamar, on Earthen Plane
In Magnagora's dome
A foul black smoke from Stone of Truth
Came to corrupt their home
What was this noxious toxic gas
That came with no restraint
Corrupting everything it touched?
My friends, it was the Taint
“How did this horror come to pass?”
Rowena did beseech
As druids of the Raven wood
Into the earth did reach
Calling forth a mighty meld
their forested demesne
to keep the Taint from reaching them
so nature could remain
But centaurs of the Glorian'
still left their forest home
Nintoba told Rowena
To the Seren they would roam
Rowena's heart grew dark with fear
as Tainted cloud approach'd
She called on Night to shield her land
Ere darkness did encroach
In skybourne city in the clouds
A meeting of the Board
To assess the effect of Taint and
its spread across the world
Determined they that barriers
Like mountain's rocky peaks
Could cease the flow of Tainted Cloud
And make the smoke be weak
So their vote was cast and counted
To raise an airy wall
And buffet back the stinking cloud
And make its power fall
But through their wind slowed the advance
Of that terr'ble cloud
The Taint'd winds fell on Glorian'
Like a darken'd shroud
No mortal power could defend
Against the Tainted storm
That ripped and tore at Glorian'
And made the woods reborn
As Rowena held her coven
Changed was Mother Night
Into a power fiercely dark
Consuming all the light
Wise Rav'n himself could nary flee
From Almighty advance
Rebirth'd he was as Brother Crow
And the world was like ants
Now twisted by th' infect'ous dark
Rowena attacked the fae
Ignoring their piteous cries
“F'ai Glomdoring!” she did say
And so the blessed Glorian'
Most beautiful forest
Became the dying Glomdoring
And there it stayed at rest
==Canto V==
On Astral plane the Emperor
Was wracked and torn with blight
Rose he with malice in his heart
Which quit its beat in spite
The Undead Emperor arose
Spoke to corrupted friends
“we have survived Kethuru's wrath,
And nary met our ends.”
“The mighty'st of the Soulless Gods,”
said Lars, monstrous, shiny, red.
“The Nine did seal Him back again,
else the world would be dead.”
Then Chum beneath his blacken'd robes
said “He is weakend still.
He must break the Nine God's Seal
ere to Prime He does spill.”
Shellma's eyes bulged out on stalks
Like anglers of the deep
Said she, “can we appease Him,
and worship at His feet?”
Then Ladantine spoke up and said,
“We must renew the Seal.
We shall become as Vernal Gods
and 'fore us all will kneel!
“Each shall take their own Nexus
And I the Starry Pool.
We'll share the world between us all
And each of us will rule.”
“Now let us off this Astral rock
and back to Prime we go!
We'll deal with this when we have gone
and dealt Kethur' a blow.”
And so they wandered 'cross the plane
jumping from sphere to sphere
Encount'ring creatures so bizarre
they filled the heart with fear
In midst of smould'ring library
they found a pile of ash
where planar bound'ries blurred and made
through planar walls a gash
The Emperor laughed evilly
and wove about a spell
An illusion to seem whole again
t'which Lolly Pringle fell
As Ladantine said, “Lolly Prin
I need you most of all”
In Lolly's soul he planted hooks
A puppet at his call
As each of them was glamoured up
They transversed through the Flame
Making their way to Gaudiguch
And finding home again
A cheer sprang up as Gossip spread
They partied in the streets
The Emperor was back at last
in Gaudiguch's heat
==Canto VI==
Not all were pleased by his return
after the Taint was loosed
In Hallifax they called a meet to
discuss the fear induced
The Taint, they said, changed all it touched
to undead or a beast
fearsome creatures of evil mind
unholy pow'r unleashed
In Tainted cloud an army massed
of these evil things
“That alone be reason enough
to fear the King of Kings.”
“Let's go to Fire where we shall see
if Ladantine is dead
If we should fear another Taint
From 'ternal Flame should spread.”
In Vortex world, the Cosmic plane,
th'ill-fated group arrived
Quickly swarmed by 'lluminati
So glad that they survived
The Emperor he did command
and Tlochaka he did gloat
but hours rolled by as they did wait
upon the fleshy bloat
Leaders arrived to shake them down
the Bhodifucious Xiim
High Pyromancer Scuchi Tlwix
and a Cipher unknown to them
They bickered and fought before the Flame
about the right to rule
Until Bhodi's sagacious words
made Emperor a fool
“If a chair has all its legs removed
would it still be a chair?”
No answer did the Emperor have
to that enlightened quer'
“We've called the Princess Marilynth,”
Said new Grand Cipher Dith,
“She will asses the state of things
and set things straight forthwith.
“If she decides you're fit to rule,”
thought Lolly in his mind
but nary a word could furrikin say
'less Ladantine assigned
Outside the gates of Gaudiguch
An army did amass
Krokani, lobo, taurian
and ur'Guard to the last
Each loyal to the Emperor
read' to lay down their lives
ratt'ling swords to challenge Taint
lest more of it arrive
The Princess she did come and see
but quickly she did leave
recoiling in horror from father's embrace
and in her heart did grieve
She did not listen to his plan
to raise a Vernal God
Th' Pool of Stars was all that stood
'tween her and Tainted squad
On plane of Fire the Halli troops
did make their presence known
so Gaudiguch in fear declared
a war 'pon aeri'l zone
The Emperor demanded then
he be giv'n Eternal Flame
To rise above and restore the Seal
Ascension his to claim
But General Iborchi said
“We need the Empire's aid!
Now Hallifax is at our door
We must now stop their raid!”
The Emperor, he made a choice
He made it then and there
To join his army and march 'gainst Taint
And leave Gaudi with no prayer
==Canto VII==
Across the planes did Gaudi set
a network there in place
To speak on aether lines and
against the Halli brace
With Scuchi on the plane of Fire
and Dith on Vortex world
An army they did set in place
as fiendish plot unfurled
In Fire Blossom gardens did
The Hallifax appear
Champion Ketsaco moved
his wyvern-riders near
As flames burst out and Halli's fell
To Pyromantic fires
the Wyverns swooped in for the kill
and gained crystal soldier's ire
But th'attack on Fire was just a ruse
To keep them off their guard
As Halli's flooded into Vortex
and hit 'lluminati hard
The Operation Crucible
was set to underway
Members of the Institute
set spires around their prey
These gleaming tow'rs, these glist'ning rocks
set up around the Flame
would drain its power to Matrix
for Hallifax's gain
General Iborchi throught, “it's
time for desperation.
They'll drain out power down to naught
Destroy us as a nation.”
“Release the Project Paradox!”
the Gen'ral did command
Scuchidira did agree
to Iborchi's reckless plan
Together they silenced Dith's protests
on one term she agreed
That the Hand of Tzaraziko
be from the desert freed
A rainbow smoke poured from the Flame
Filling Vortex and Fire
And in the Basin the cities shudder'd
As time was ripped in twain
Professor Eepex came with counter
to Paradoxic whims
The Hand of Tzaraziko from desert retrieved
for a situation grim
As Lilali Skysoar'r headed out
on her lifelong quest
Time and space did buckle and warp
and cities from were wrest
The Emperor himself was in
the wetland Moors of Grey
when the world shook and quaked
and took his breath away
They stood on edge of Castle Djarrakh
on border of the Taint
The sund'ring of the two cities
Nearly caused them all to faint
“Did Kethuru break the Vernal Seals?”
whispered Chum in fright
“No worries,” said the Emperor
“His mind be gone from blight.
“But to test, we'll throw Lolly Prin'
and see what becomes of him
If monster he should turn into
we will not likely win.”
So Lolly Pringle found himself
sailing through the air
into the Tainted cloud of dark
under Ladantine's stare
==Canto VIII==
As Lolly hit the earthen ground
he burst into a run
Charging through the Taint'd cloud
grateful no harm was done
Into the Tainted Glomdoring
the furrikin did flee
through the twisted, rotting trees
and decaying plant debris
As he went he stumbled upon
A Tainted forest clear'
Where gathering of foul undead
Around a wyrm did jeer
The wyrm was furrikin from Ackle
High Druid Gib Gladheart
Brennan fed him Tainted meat
which ripped his body apart
So Lolly fled again from scene
this time he headed north
To the forest of Ackleberry
Their soldiers to call forth
But Ackleber'd been gripped by fear
when the two cities fell
with nothing but the Taint to south
they felt it was their knell
And so they cast a mighty spell
beseeching Bear and Lake
To sund'r them from the primal plane
and away their forest take
With nary a whisper on the wind
the Honeysap was gone
and with it the forest of Ackleber'
into the aethers drawn
In noble Seren to the north
Farella the Priestess
did watch the cities with disdain
And Lolly she dismissed
She knew of Ladantine's great plan
To find dead Urlach's Horn
an undead army to empower
when artefact was borne
So she sent for Queen Maeve the fae
to thwart Emperor's plot
releasing kelpies to the sea
to send his ships to rot
To Celest now did Lolly go
To warn the Princess there
Of her father's insidious scheme
to overthrow his heir
He told her of Ladantine's plan
to raise a Vernal God
And so the council convinced her that
she should claim the laud
She stepped into the Pool of Stars
As crowds for her did cheer
She was surround'd by holy flame
and tak'n to new frontiers
So Celest raised a Vernal God
Their first, their last, their one
and just in time for Ladantine
arrived as She was done
Carried forth on wings of crow
Rowena at his side
His armies breaking down the gates
as Princess Mar'lynth cried
The Vernal Goddess cried out loud
“Avechna! Come to me!
Restore the Seals and save our world
and make my father flee!”
From the top of 'vechna's Peak
there was a mighty flash
As the Avenger was finally awakened
the pact to honour at last
In a moment he stood above
and in a booming voice
he said “WHY HAVE YOU AWAKENED ME?”
and all cowered 'fore the noise
Said Mar'lynth, “You must save Celest
from Taint of Kethuru
My father has the Taint on him,
so please do what you do!”
Ladantine shouted in response,
“Is not Urlach part of you?
You can't deny the Undead King
I am myself all through!”
“ENOUGH” He boomed before them all
“I HAVE COME TO HONOUR PACT.
YOUR WARS DO NOT CONCERN ME
TIME TO PUT KETHURU BACK!”
The Emperor took a step ahead
reaching for his daughter
She cried and said “My father, no,
I have to end the slaughter.”
He tried to jump into the Pool
As Mar'lynth was subsumed
But Lolly Prin knocked him off his feet
and to a rocky doom
There was a flash, and then a boom
and everything was white
And so Celest was reduced to ash
bringing an end to fight
Avechna kept his promise and
sealed Kethuru away
The seals restored he went to sleep
On dawn of a new day
The war was won, but at what cost?
The toll was great indeed
The Basin lay now in shatt'r'd ruins
because of one man's greed