Non-Lusternian Game Quotes

by Daraius

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Ilyssa2011-08-02 01:28:11
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Talan2011-08-02 01:39:59
In a similar vein...
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I am the very model of a scientist salarian
I've studied species turian, asari and batarian.

I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
Ytran2011-08-02 02:22:03
QUOTE (Talan @ Aug 1 2011, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In a similar vein...

<3 Mordin.

I about died the first time I managed to stumble across that.
Unknown2011-08-02 02:28:59
We are the Harbinger of your perfection.
Krackenor2011-08-02 04:05:38
BOOM! Hurr Hurr Hurr...
Casilu2011-08-02 04:44:32
After driving a truck filled with mysterious boxes for pirates, you come across the place where you need to drop them off. You find an ambulance and the man you're meeting exclaims. "Thank goodness you're here! These organs will save lives."
Llesvelt2011-08-02 08:42:24
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Aug 1 2011, 09:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
From where you're kneelin, this must seem like a 18 karat string of bad luck. But the truth is, the game was rigged from the start.


This.

This is an awesome game.
Unknown2011-08-03 16:20:23
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ Aug 2 2011, 04:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This.

This is an awesome game.

"We're getting pretty close to nelson. I see any red, I'm going to start shooting. Hope that's not a problem."
"That's not a problem, that's a solution."
"Damn right. We're just a couple of problem solvers."
Unknown2011-08-03 16:55:41
"Did you collect stray cats as a kid, because we really needed a mega-krogan… so thanks for bringing him home."
Unknown2011-08-03 20:55:04
"Don't worry, the worst that could happen is we all die."
Lawliet2011-08-03 21:21:27
"Before we go any further I'd just like to say one thing: ...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS!"
Unknown2011-08-03 21:30:25
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Aug 3 2011, 05:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Before we go any further I'd just like to say one thing: ...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS!"

Video Game quotes! Video Game quotes!
Ssaliss2011-08-03 22:08:31
I call your "Balls" and raise you "of steel".
Llesvelt2011-08-03 22:30:56
Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
Unknown2011-08-04 00:43:30
“Too close Commander, 10 more seconds and we would have been swimming in molten sulfur. The Normandy isn’t equipped to land in exploding volcanoes. They tend to fry our sensors and melt our hull. Just for future reference.”
Unknown2011-08-04 01:24:58
Yes...swooping is bad.
Unknown2011-08-04 03:02:19
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Aug 3 2011, 08:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes...swooping is bad.


*squee* I love Alistair.
Casilu2011-08-04 03:38:36
The Joker: I want everyone to know that I really appreciate all the hard work. You know, watching you guys is like a night in, watching my favorite movie. What was the name of that movie again? Oh, yes. Attack of the stupid bungling idiots who can't find an bigger idiot running around dressed like a bat! Now get to it!
Jack2011-08-04 03:41:15
And so, having defeated the nefarious COW, our hero, the COW, wins back the heart of the lovely COW.
Unknown2011-08-04 04:16:29
Many moons have passed since the worms went to war.
Onwards and upwards, bigger weapons than before.
Boggy B took cover, he shivered on patrol.
The arms race crazy, simply way out of control.

Then his friend threw it, the latest device.
Boggy B went and got it, against all advice - 'What the...?'
His tail was split, and his energy lost.
How many more will this dreaded war cost?

Then came the nuke, and the disease tumbling down.
If the bug didn't get to you, you'd probably drown.
But the worms battled on, through hunger and pain.
Living to fight, just to victor again.

And now it's the curtain call, the final onslaught,
no better bullet could you possibly have bought.
But spare a thought for Boggy and with it his friend.
So fight with their honour, and fight until the end.