Non-Lusternian Game Quotes

by Daraius

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Ssaliss2011-07-28 22:58:18
... How can you teleport uphill in the snow?

Besides, I had to walk five miles to school, through the snow, uphill both ways, without any shoes or socks, with temperatures dropping to -50c while fending off hungry wolves and polar bears and penguins that tried to eat my packed lunch.
Ytran2011-07-28 23:00:49
QUOTE (Ssaliss @ Jul 28 2011, 05:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... How can you teleport uphill in the snow?

Besides, I had to walk five miles to school, through the snow, uphill both ways, without any shoes or socks, with temperatures dropping to -50c while fending off hungry wolves and polar bears and penguins that tried to eat my packed lunch.

I had to do this, only I was the packed lunch. For the penguins.
Unknown2011-07-28 23:02:06
QUOTE (Ssaliss @ Jul 28 2011, 05:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... How can you teleport uphill in the snow?

Besides, I had to walk five miles to school, through the snow, uphill both ways, without any shoes or socks, with temperatures dropping to -50c while fending off hungry wolves and polar bears and penguins that tried to eat my packed lunch.


Same way you can fall upstairs.
Ssaliss2011-07-28 23:02:57
I suppose there's a straight bend in there somewhere as well.
Ilyssa2011-07-28 23:05:24
You just shoot your orange portal at the ceiling at the landing at the top of the staircase. Duh.
Unknown2011-07-28 23:09:44
"We NEED focus!"
Ilyssa2011-07-28 23:15:34
QUOTE (Sarvasti @ Jul 28 2011, 07:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"We NEED focus!"

But, "Power, OVERWHELMING!"
Jack2011-07-28 23:16:35
Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT! Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out? Because you are FIRED! (Not you, test subject. You're doing fine.) Yes, you! Box your stuff! Out the front door, parking lot, car, goodbye.
Everiine2011-07-28 23:24:02
"GET OVER HERE!!!"

"Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...""
Unknown2011-07-28 23:24:23
"Might have to call in sick today. Feeling a little touch of something."
Everiine2011-07-28 23:30:51
"HEY!"
"LISTEN!"
"HEY!"
"LISTEN!"
"HEY!"
Ilyssa2011-07-29 00:07:47
QUOTE (Everiine @ Jul 28 2011, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"HEY!"
"LISTEN!"
"HEY!"
"LISTEN!"
"HEY!"

ohmygawdnomakeitstop
Shedrin2011-07-29 00:14:16
"Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind, the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me."
Dynami2011-07-29 00:21:07
QUOTE (casilu @ Jul 28 2011, 01:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That was Futurama, not a game.

Close enough. >.>
Unknown2011-07-29 00:36:33
QUOTE (Shedrin @ Jul 28 2011, 07:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind, the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me."


"The Swarm will consume all."
Aison2011-07-29 00:38:37
The cake is a lie.
Jack2011-07-29 00:40:42
The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.
Everiine2011-07-29 00:41:33
"Yes! More explosives! You just made my day, Advisor!"
Unknown2011-07-29 00:43:13
QUOTE (Sarvasti @ Jul 28 2011, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"The Swarm will consume all."

I'm gonna assume that's a hostile response then.
Unknown2011-07-29 00:44:53
"I didn't steal any buffs, I got receipts for everything!"

QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Jul 28 2011, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm gonna assume that's a hostile response then.


halo.gif Why would you do that?