Non-Lusternian Game Quotes

by Daraius

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Unknown2012-03-21 11:29:43
Glad to see ME3 love here! :-)
Unknown2012-03-21 15:57:35
Check the General Dissatisfaction thread. We're just as irritated as the rest, we just don't feel the need to harp on it constantly.
Unknown2012-03-22 00:28:55
I was okay with the endings...and I was not even talking about the Internet hysteria, just the fact people here played ME3.
Unknown2012-03-22 17:41:49
Maybe they just fixed, or maybe...I'm just an advanced VI that thinks its Commander Shepard.
Unknown2012-03-24 10:25:42
Too much to quote from ME3 but...

"Badassfully"...'nuff said!
Ytran2012-03-24 20:45:49
It's too bad the ME movie is apparently supposed to follow the first game. Blasto would be so much more awesome.
Unknown2012-03-25 00:44:12
Even after finishing 3, the first game is still my favorite. I prefer the lighter toned space opera theme.

The ending isn't what bothered me about 3. I found the gameplay kinda boring compared to the previous games; it felt like a whole lot of nothing, mostly. I enjoyed exploring worlds in my flubber-powered Mako.

Jack2012-03-25 11:55:51
Hey, hey, all this talk of terrible sequels is off topic. Get back to kwoats, you dorks. A-like so:

"Little boy, I'm afraid that you have a serious mental problem. The trouble originates in the region that we in the medical profession refer to as... THE BRAIN! You see, son, it's just no good! I hate to be blunt... but you have the insanity of a manatee!"
"I know! Everybody always says that. What's wrong with my brain, doctor?"
"How should I know? I'm a DENTIST! But here's what I DO know: when a tooth is bad, you pull it!"
(Psychonauts)
Unknown2012-03-25 15:30:29
"Alistair, she's one archdemon short of a blight."
"Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"
Unknown2012-03-25 15:43:24
Yes...swooping would be bad...
Lawliet2012-03-25 18:08:54
Sarvasti:

"Alistair, she's one archdemon short of a blight."
"Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"


Been playing that myself today, personally I like:
"I saw what you were doing back there."
"Oh?"
"Don't play innocent with me."
"What are you talking about?"
"You, playing with that kitten."
"There was no Kitten."
"Sten, I saw you, you were dangling a piece of twine for it."
"I was helping it train!"
"You're a big softie."
"We will never speak of this again!"
"Soooftiiieee"

Sten's awesome...
Casilu2012-03-25 20:10:57
http://youtu.be/e4UK-F0i_84


Arkham City Joker Interview tapes.
Unknown2012-03-26 05:40:58
I should go.

I need to get going.

I should leave.

I've had enough of this place.