Hello, Basin!

To whom it may concern- stop stripping the earwort. I hate you. Most
people hate you. We all hate you.

If that tiny little guilt trip didn't work on you, well, be happy in the
fact that most of us would enjoy some very graphic and violent actions
performed on your physical person. Y'know, something like your eyeballs
being pulled out in places they shouldn't.

If someone can give me sufficient proof that a certain person is
stripping the Earwort plant, I'll pay 1 credit for every head OR
deathsight I see of said person. Only if I see them. If their eyeballs
happen to be hanging out their ears, you'll get a bonus.

Happy hunting!

Kalas Alianna

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Juliary, in the year 175 CE.