Dearest Kalodan,

I am glad we can mutually agree upon your ignorance. As to your request
that I give My opinions of you in triplicate, well, common sense tells
us that lightning never strikes in the same place twice, but perhaps
we'll try for thrice just to be sure.

Fondest wishes,
- He Who Is Legion

Penned by My hand on the 8th of Tzarin, in the year 175 CE.