My dearest Raizan,

Your elaborate waste of breathe can be retaliated simply by three words:
Stop sucking up.

It's amazing how feverently you defend Narsrim. You must have extremely
close relations. He must have snuck up from behind you amazingly well to
have elicited such defense from those foul merian lips. Anyway, I would
thank you for shutting your hole and leaving the Basin free of your
witless, and rather unvaluable speech, as no one really cares what you
think.

Yours truly,
Revan Xandul

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Avechary, in the year 145 CE.