It's time for Magnagoran attacks!
'Cause we're raiders to the max.

The skills of New Celest we do surpass,
Serenwilde comes to save their ass.
It's time for Magnagoran attacks!

Come join the Midnight Legion and we'll plot a nasty war,
We'll head down to Southgard and we'll steal ourselves some Dwarves.

Munsia and Narsrim will say, "Leave alone our miners."
But we'll just gloat, and then we'll shout, "Shut up, you little
whiners!"

It's time for Magnagoran attacks!
'Cause we're Tainted to the max.

We're a large, aggressive nation,
We seek world domination.

It's time for Magnagoran attacks!

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Klangiary, in the year 135 CE.