Dearest Raguel,

While I find your words well placed in this attempt to convince the
Basin at large that we should recognize, acknowledge, or even concede
that Glomdoring is anything other than the by product of a once
beautiful and mysterious forest ravaged by the Taint that is now mutated
and painted green, you will find that to convince us (most of us at
least) will take a bit more justification and proof than some shallow
claim that you are an "academic."

In the world of academia, scholars are announced and recognized by their
peers not through self revelation. If you want to issue a challenge, I
shall do the same: prove it. This is a feat accomplished by a discipline
other than cheap words.

Cordially,
Narsrim D'cente`

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Vestian, in the year 134 CE.