Greetings Noble Lords, Ladies, Sirs, Dames, and Gentry.

I'm just a lowly Janitor of Magnagora and I have a few requests for all
of ye. It's hard work bein' a bondsman, and while I do my job with duty
and vigor, I'd like to ask ye boyos all the following.

1) To Glomdoring, can ye tell possibly tell your crow servants and
spirits to not do their business on the statues? It's very hard work to
keep Magnagora clean, and crow guano does not make for good decoration
of the nobles of our city. Bad enough with the pidgeons. I have a lot of
work to do and this doesn't help much. Also, we're startin' to get a few
extra cobwebs, and I think the spiders are behind it. I respect all you
noble lords, and I understand that nature must do its business, but I
think ye could all guide your crows to head towards the sea.

2) I'd ask all ye furry creatures to watch the shedding. I've picked up
a few furballs and I think proper grooming would help ye all. I'll help
any Lord or Lady who needs assistance in how to keep from shedding.

3) When ye battling each other, please allow me to keep everything clean
while the battles goes on. I'm just a lowly Janitor and I'm not part of
the battles. I will not lay a hand on any Lord and Lady, no matter who
or what ye be. I do not involve meself in battle, I just make sure me
lords aren't leaving the battlegrounds a mess. If ye see me on any
plane, please note that I am just either taking a vacation from me job,
or on my way to cleaning something for me city. (Do ye know how hard it
is to keep the Megalith clean on the Earth plane?) My job is to clean,
not to spy.

Praise be Estarra and he retinue, and praise be all ye lords and ladies.
Thank you for your understanding.



Penned by my hand on the 11th of Shanthin, in the year 123 CE.