As of today I am retired. Do not come and ask me why; those that need to
know already do. Glomdoring is now in safer, albeit far less capable,
hands.

I will not be taking my leave from the Realms, however. If you wish for
a cup of tea and a nice chat I am always open to a bit of company. I
will work on perfecting my skills as a chef, and have thought of taking
up travelling.

Have a nice day, and I can only hope that when the world explodes I
remember to turn my oven off first.

D'or Glom,
Guido Flagg

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Roarkian, in the year 111 CE.