Oh, Celest!
I'm so sorry!

I didn't realize that by threatening your piss-poor ideals and pushing
hexes into Munsia I'd be subject to arm twisting and attempts of
emotional slavery.
I also find it ironic that I make this post to uphold a 'treaty', whilst
not five minutes earlier there are complaints about flooding in
Glomdoring (and five minutes prior to that I was being laughed at for
suggesting that you wanted to make the forest into a puddle).
Heavens forbid me from threatening what is possibly the worst written
document in the entire history of diplomacy.
I will, however, sincerely apologize to a select few people. You know
who you are. I've no reason to deny you an orgiastic state of
self-aggrandizement by being the first to spark war.

Blessed be the Light.

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Avechary, in the year 193 CE.