I can't recall the last time a dead person was so verbose in a news
post.

I'm not a Moondancer but I take issue with the slander you've spewed in
their direction. Perhaps instead of holding sham funerals to pass the
time you ought to find out the proper methods to go about gaining
amnesty from the guilds who consider you an enemy.


Penned by my hand on the 16th of Dvarsh, in the year 169 CE.