Hamsters are small
Hamsters are hairy
Hamsters are fluffy
but some are not
Hamsters are bald
Hamsters are pink
Hamsters are striped
but some are not so
Hamsters are cute
Hamsters are fast
Hamsters are sad
but some are not like that
They are everywhere!

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Tzarin, in the year 160 CE.