I have elected to compose, and present the following, as a declaration
of my true feelings for Munsia.


Munsia, oh Munsia, I want to tell you how I feel,
And I swear by all there is, these thoughts are true and real.

You used to be a cow, but you're no longer a bovine,
Even when you're killing me, your presence is so fine.

You're really small and cuddly now, like a miniature Tae'Dae,
Your fuzziness has affected me, I can't help but feel this way.

In the kitchen together we'll cook ourselves a bun,
When it pops out of your oven, we'll call it Ixchimun.

You really should consider marrying me instead of Leef,
I never, not once, ever even considered eating beef.

I know I'm green of skin, and feeling slightly clammy,
But don't let that dissuade you, tell me that you'll have me.

Munsia, oh Munsia, please don't turn me down,
You always make me smile, even when you make me frown.

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Juliary, in the year 133 CE.