I, unlike Miss Suhnaye, shall succeed in composing an abbreviated text.
It isn't too hard, really.

As interesting as this back-and-forth debate may seem to all those who
insist on cluttering our public boards with page after page of drivel, I
think I speak for all the rest of us when I say 'Please, be quiet'.
Neither side is going to convince the other as to their rightness, but
if you must make an attempt, please do so in private.

Thank you,
Kahazul

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Dvarsh, in the year 125 CE.