Hello all of Lusternia!

I don't remember much of me life, but I do remember a long time ago, me
great grandpappy, aTito, told me a wonderful story, which I don't
believe is a tall tale. I have asked Meleris, Ardrak, and Miakoda about
this, and they all say nay, but I truly believe that the legendary Beer
Elementals exist. (I tried to ask Stormcrow but the less than Jovial
people there threw me out).

Tito followed some aquamancers to the Elemental Plane of Water, and they
apparently encountered elementals "of foam and hops, rich in froth and
bubbles." Legend has it the aquamancers were almost defeated until Tito
ended up drinking all six of them, then apparently went on a 3-day
bender through all the planes of existence. He has pointed to a stanless
steel goat head he kept in his living room. That's one of the few
memories I have left of me old life.

Anyway, if there be Beer Elementals, I wanna experience them face to
face. See, I hope to be the best brewer in Lusternia, and I would love
to have a Beer Elemental working for me! So, real or myth? Could there
be some truth to the legend. Assuming that beer elementals aren't pure
elementals, maybe they are enhanced? Could putting grain in elemental
water cause this? Could dreamweavers weave these things from their
dreams. Could beer elementals be tainted elementals. Are there "beer
weirds" somewhere that take normal water elementals and turn them into
beer elementals. Are there secret sects of the aquamancers that engage
in "grain orgies" and hide the truth from us denziens of Lusternia? Are
they the spit of the gods after they take an all-night godly bender?

Or am I just speculating needlessly.

I have faith that one day we will either find beer elementals, or create
them! Won't that be a wonderful day!









Penned by my hand on the 21st of Juliary, in the year 121 CE.