Do you honestly enjoy the sound of your quill scratching on parchment
that much?

Feel fortunate a few of us even bother to read your posts, because they
are redundant and annoying, and as always, only show how much further
your head has lodged itself up your bottom.

Good luck with pulling it out, someday.

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Urlachmar, in the year 110 CE.