Jelaludin -

I am glad to see that the power of the Taint has found a home in such a
glorious vessel as yourself. As you cleave the skulls of the young, and
crush the limbs of those irrelevant to your disputes, all of the Basin
shall know your strength. As you split open the the flesh of the
unskilled, and break the backs of the uninvoled, we shall all know the
might of the Taint. All of us shall surely know your wrath...well, I
wouldn't call it a wrath so much as an irritating combination of a big
ego, a small brain, and a pattern of generally dishonourable
conduct...but we shall no this irritating combination nonetheless, as
though it were a wrath, and we shall look upon this fine example you
have set of what it means to be a Magnagoran.

Erion -

A post a well thought out and eloquent as yours, deserves a reply that
is crafted with the same skill and grace. I will attempt, though I know
I cannot truly succeed, to provide you with such a reply:

Bitch.

-Faethan

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Shanthin, in the year 109 CE.