In honor of whatever utter pillock decided to destroy the Highway Beautification Project's roadside statue exhibits, including
-The Dog Walker Exhibit (a statue series featuring our volunteer Malayn and 25 different species of Lusternian canine)
-Duck, Duck, Goose (a statue series featuring two ducks and Gaudiguch's own Gaudigoose, Silvanos)
-Beasts of the Inner Sea (a series of sea life statues just south of Oleanvir Valley)
-The Great Pass (an enormous statue featuring a volunteer posing as if he were holding the Great Pass open)
-Any many others!

...we're now making an executive decision to pivot away from statuary and toward HEADS ON PIKES of WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE for this UTTER TRAVESTY.

If you would like to submit an exhibit or information leading to the purchase of an exhibit, please contact Iae for a 5 credit finders fee.

-Iae

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Dioni, in the year 745 CE.