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Public News Post #18

Re: Enchantments

Written by: Koan
Date: Monday, October 11th, 2004
Addressed to: Anarias


My Dear Anarias,
I am forever in your debt for furthering the advertising of my
Enchantments to the world. It is no secret that you were indeed the
Original Enchanter though it seems your staring at pentagrams has led
you to believe you are the star of enchantments itself.

After examining your example in post #17, it is evident you have far
less experience in this realm of enchanting then you would like us all
to believe. Had you done your research, it would have been quite obvious
that an Aquamancer has little concern for walking about on the surface
of water when we could swim in and beneath its surface. I will admit
that you gave me quite the laugh however and for tha I thank you.

While you may have caught a few off guard and interested, you suggested
at the end of your rant that those tired of drowning should flock to you
for enchantments at once. Let me remind all of you that while you can
tapdance on water with his enchantments, you can and will drown, without
mine, the enchantment of waterbreathing. While it is evident Anarias
neglected to mention this in hopes you would take his word on it, and
consequently drown while he's in the casino gambling with your hard
earned gold, it is my duty to let you know you cannot go beneath the
waters without air to breathe.

In the end Anarias, I trust people to see through your ploy and buy
enchantments from someone who is actually concerned with their
wellbeing, not just a few quick sovereigns for the roulette table.

The Aquatic Enchanter at your Service,
Koan

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Dioni, in the year 100 CE.


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