Greetings and Felicitations, Lusternia.

I write to inform you of the formation of a new clan, the Clan of Light
and Air. It has come to our notice that certain overweight and otherwise
overlarge races and people have been taking more than their fair share
of the light of Mother Moon and Father Sun. Unless said larger members
of society spend at least 18 hours per day inside or in the shade they
will be enemied to the clan and fined 5000 gold pieces.

My own guildmate Gwynn has, at his own admission, been partaking of
larger than normal portions of food, and therefore his larger surface
area means he has become our first enemy and I shall be expecting a
deposit of 5000 gold pieces and a diet plan forthwith

This brings me to the subject of air. Larger people who insist on
running or climbing stairs often find themselves heavily out of breath
and stealing the air that we all need to breath. Any larger people
spotted running anywhere will be enemied and fined

Finally, those who cook as a trade are working in direct opposition to
what we are trying to achieve and will all be enemied forthwith. This
leaves me in the peculiar position of being enemied to my own clan, but
please be assured I am in urgent negotiations with myself to overcome
the weight gain consequential from eating my cooking and will shortly be
submitting a recipe for green salad as a token of my goodwill.

Yours in satire

Sonata

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Estar, in the year 103 CE.