Have you ever wondered why herbs are so good for you? I mean, come on!
People pick them off the ground! Since when has eating something off the
ground been a good idea? Then there's lobster, I mean, what's the deal
with THAT?!? Would you eat a lobster off the ground? I dont think sooo.
What's the deal with 'ground' anyway? I mean, do we actually 'ground'
it, when we walk on it? Cant we call it footsupport for walking or
something? Dont even get me started on fishcakes. Why are they called
'cakes' anyway? They arent sweet, they dont have layers and I certainly
wouldnt want a birthday fishcake! I bet they dont even have fish in
them. We should call them 'fake fish circles' or something, because
that's all they really are. They dont even taste good.


*bow*
Exit, Scribe left.

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Shanthin, in the year 102 CE.