La Jardin du Paradise.. AKA, the basins prostitutes.
Written by: Penitent Marlucia De'Unnero
Date: Friday, March 21st, 2008
Addressed to: Everyone
To those that like to laugh, poke fun, or verbally berate the idiots of
Le Jardin du Paradise. I give you new faces recently revealed to me.
Some which.. are to say.. pathetic to the core.
That's why I call out Belloc, Doman, Ashtyr and Revan. Take a bow.
Of course, it doesn't take many brain cells to know that Belloc and
Doman are from Celest, and thus they defile the city and themselves by
partaking in such a loathsome and utterly disgusting 'business'. Belloc,
you should surrender your sword. It's worthless and rotten, just like
you. I actually pitty the Paladins for having you in their ranks.
Doman.. You're just a man whore. Everyone knows you like to bonk Mags
and everything else alike. Come on Celest, protect the bit of honour you
have and kick out these fools.
Ashr.. Come now, you really have to pay whores to get your jollies off?
You have a lovely little commune full on nymphos for that! Tisk tisk,
buddy.
Revan.. dear, old, decrepit Revan. I'm sure since you're a part of
Magnagora, who actually accepts this travesty of a business, no one will
really care. But still, come on man.. Get a friggin life.
To anyone else out there, and especially the whores (Don't like the
word? Don't be one.) who serve this disgusting 'escort service'.. Just
leave and never come back. Having you among the ranks of the basin
lowers the overall standards of this world of ours. You should all be
ashamed.
- Marlucia, son of Marcalo.
Penned by my hand on the 6th of Dioni, in the year 201 CE.