Well, just so you know, it took 50 barrels of high quality whiskey,
countless amounts of herbs for the fighters, and countless amounts of
wenches too. Perhaps you should try that in Magnagora. Though, I suspect
you'll have to provide far less than I did. You know, with the low
standards of your city. At least my wenches were the finest!

Now, sarcasm aside, I think I'll address the ignorance of your post...
Then again, that would be a waste of ink and effort since you've already
done it for me. Thank you, peasant. You have saved me a brief amount of
time.

Oh, and you may want to see an Aquamancer about rinsing that dirt away.
You seem to have smudged your parchment, and from the way you write, I'd
assume you have some in your ears too. Are you sure you're not refering
to your own city? I'd suggest an herbal remedy, but sadly I can not
think of one that would help. A good staffcasting in both ears should
solve your problem.

Thoroughly Amused,
Earl Zacc

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Dioni, in the year 195 CE.