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Public News Post #1082

Celestenemy

Written by: Kalas Derian
Date: Monday, December 17th, 2007
Addressed to: Everyone


I have performed a few more studies since my previous post. It has now
been confirmed that certain strands of the virus can be passed through
the news boards. I myself have contracted a new strand, known as
celest-INE-enemy. Beware, should you decide to post.

Aison, seeing very little else about my previous post which could be
considered outrageous, I can only assume that you are agreeing that the
ease with which celestenemy is transmitted is outrageous. This is the
only of the -enemy strands I have ever heard of which can be spread by
touching someone after they say not to. In any case, I agree - it is
outrageous. There is an epidemic on our hands, and we must all be wary.
It is outrageous. I thank you for your support, and warn you further -
beware that you do not yourself become infected. For your support, I
will share this information - just before striking with celestenemy, the
beasts eyes always turn for a moment to gold sovereigns. When the beast
sees gold sovereigns in you, it is too late. Do your best to avoid this
situation.

For the rest of the Basin, do not worry. I will continue to work until I
get to the bottom of this epidemic.

Continuing in Study,
Kalas Derian

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Klangiary, in the year 193 CE.


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