Celestian Angels: Unholy Kidnappers
Written by: Destroyer of Minds, Father Revan n'Kylbar, Herald of Freedom
Date: Thursday, October 4th, 2007
Addressed to: Everyone
Greetings Basin,
I come to you this day as a concerned member of the Basin of life... as
a proponent of freedom and goodness. The Light has always preached of
their "wholesome" and "moral" values, saying they seek the good of the
Basin. Such words could never be less true!
Behold! This month, the "Holy" being of Celestia began ruthlessly
kidnapping denizens of each village. Whether or not they are pledged to
Celest, it matters not. These being have even stolen the poor furrikin
of Estelbar in their evil assault! For all the wailing of demons, the
demonic hosts of Nil have never considered doing such a blatant act of
evil. The true evil, Basin, rests within the lies and filth of Celestia,
Celest and the false idol, Lady Terentia. Be warned citizens, for Celest
only seeks to corrupt and destroy the Basin, doing as they please,
kidnapping for their obviously evil purposes. Wrest free of the Light's
oppressive yoke, and embrace the beauty and change of the taint, for
only the enlightened may truly be free!
The Light holds back progress. See now how barbaric and backwater Celest
remains while our glorious city embraces new technologies, ever changing
the very foundations of our existance! It is apparent that these recent
attacks upon the denizens of our fair Basin only amplify the evil that
Celest represents. I say to you, foul beings, leave our Basin be, for
the free peoples will never submit to your false intents! I beseech the
forests of Glomdoring and Serenwilde to see the lies ofthe Light, and to
throw off the shackles that Celest even now so slyly wraps around your
necks... a noose that shall lead to the untimely demise of the Basin.
Revan n'Kylbar
Priest of the Ouroboros
Herald of Freedom
Servant of the Enlightened
Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Juliary, in the year 187 CE.