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Public News Post #1047

The recent political upheaval

Written by: Yrael Carthan, Antediluvian Shade
Date: Thursday, September 20th, 2007
Addressed to: Everyone


Basin! Celest! I thank you for my election, all those years ago, when I
ran for princess. Personalized clothes, underwear, all very flattering.
However, I must admit, I am dismayed to see Veyda, of all people,
attempting to emulate me! As such, as former Princess of Celest, I will
be throwing my support behind Asmoth.

A vote for Asmoth? A vote for the taint! Asmoth will help to obliterate
the light and taint Celestia, allowing the basi nto finally embrace
freedom! Throw out the Celestines! In with the Nihilists! Let's face it,
Celest. All of you really want to put on some restrictive leather and be
tortured by Nifilhema in a dungeon - ASMOTH CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
Vengeance is yours, thanks to AShtorath, the Raging! Methrenton would
rather stand around and polish his sword - Ashtorath can help you!
Gluttony is an admirable thing, and you'll have the best teacher as you
are sucked whole into the gaping maw of Gorgulu! Your cooks gloat about
the quality of their work, so indulge yourself!

A vote for Asmoth? A vote for Celestia to be abandoned, tainted, and the
Demon Lords installed as your new lords and masters. You know you want
it, Celest.

Look for more to come!

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Tzarin, in the year 186 CE.


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