Fumes in the Pyramid of Pyromancy
Written by: Anonymous 
Date: Sunday, June 2nd, 2013
Addressed to: Everyone
Akungi Sain called out on the Pyromancer aetherwave, asking for help in 
a worried voice. Alary responded quickly, but she quickly panicked as   
Akungi fainted and was unable to provide any helpful information. Soon, 
tremors began to rock the Pyramid of the Pyromancers in Gaudiguch,      
worsening the stress on both Akungi and Alary. Luckily for both of them,
Sage Rolan Vessandril arrived and quickly took charge of the situation. 
Akungi explained that the strange sandstone statue that had emerged from
the temporal door years earlier was beginning to crack apart. Resigned  
to the imminent death of 'Boopie', they stood vigil over the statue     
before Akungi had the idea that heating up the statue would fuse it back
together!                                                               
Requesting enough gold and materials to set up a powerful fire pit,     
Akungi quickly accepted the supplies from Sage Rolan. As the fire pit   
was being constructed, the statue began to move even as the cracks      
deepened and spread. The strange statue, speaking in reverse as its     
words flowed backward in time, demanded power from the gathered         
Pyromancers. Viynain, Alary, and Rolan quickly drained their reserves   
into the dry sandstone, though much more was required. With the aid of  
all the citizens of Gaudiguch, the statue soon received enough power to 
move fully. With a quick step, it plunged into the fire pit, opening a  
gateway to the Fire Elemental Plane.                                    
The City of Freedom quickly found the statue, now Scuchemi Tliwx, morose
and confused in a strange pavilion. Though he thought he had no place in
this timestream, the mystic eventually agreed to teach the Pyromancers  
the ways of pyrochemantics in order to bring about a brighter future    
than the one he had left behind. Thus, Rolan Vessandril became the first
pyrochemantic in modern times.                                          
 
Penned by My hand on the 19th of Juliary, in the year 355 CE.
