Is Simba Incarnate.

Woo! I mean...

Should join me in my quest for world power. The Chaos Fan shall rule the natural world!

Doesn't know the true power of the Chaos Fan's secret... power(s)

Uh oh.. she knows.

Is destined to join my secret plot in building the Chaos Fan. Will include pay.

doesn't know I know that he knows that no one else knows that the Chaos Fan knows all.

^Has a funny signature that I bothered to wait a minute to read through them all.

doesnt do enough damage to kill me

Umm...

Has a lovely sig. <3 And should be my lover, if I were gay.

Should scare her parents and bring me home as her lover.

needs to post a picture before i take her home
and Veo, i can corrupt you, join the darkside... it's more fun

Missed that Ialie did post a picture. I think it's on page 8. Or...yeah.

EDIT: Actually I think she removed that one. But then posted another one later.

needs to access the Shiribot mainframe, and find it for me

Will never find it cause they all have been deleted.

Buhu sued me for subjecting him to such horror.

Should have ninja'd me for once, I went on a good ol' wild goose chase there. :/

was sent on a wild goose chase

Doesn't know anything to say about shiri that has not already been said.

has participated in this spam battle too long: HAVE AT YE

has also spammed too long.

Doesn't realize that his avatar is running away from mine.

Has an avatar that has worms for fingers.