uses words I don't understand
what the hell is chongkee?

Should tell me what chongkee is

Edit:

Has an annoying little brother that steals the PC. *peer*

And whinges is a word too.
It means much the same as whines.

But you spell it "whingeing", not "whinging."

is pedantic

Managed to kill me even with only like one pact, and then drew the second time when she had all her pacts.

Something funny's going on there.

doesn't realise how bad I was lagging

Should know I have PERMANENT HORRIBLE LAG. :/ (Unless I'm on this PC. Which I wasn't.)

should be made aware of the fact that I'm using australian 56k dialup, which is actually about 28k
also, is a robot, domo arigoto, mr roboto

Should be aware that I am horribly attracted to australian people.

Needs to sell her gems for 50g per.

needs to not be paranoid

Threatened to issue me when I hit on her.

Has a sexy voice apparently.

Has sexualy active lighters.

Goddamned pervert.

Is talking about himself.

100% correct.

Fakes It.

Aussie.

...

Also likes Morrowind.

Is therefore cool x2.

Should help me create the ultimate Lusternia sports team.