Chocoate Bunny Madness

by Shulamit

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Shulamit2012-09-17 10:12:58
This is rather long.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame looks exhausted and opens her mouth
in an enormous yawn.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame stretches languidly.

Aliod tilts his head and listens intently to Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the
Eternal Flame.
Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame gives Aliod a bored look before
turning her gaze away, admiring the polish on her claws.

You tilt your head and listen intently to Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal
Flame.
Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame sniffs at the air and perks up
slightly, as if she can smell the faintest waft of alcohol in the air.

Maekarn looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

You say, "Are we being boring?"

You fret over everything that might go wrong.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame beltches a bit of fire and grins as
a wisp of smoke passes from her maw.

Maekarn shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "I don't know. Can you do
something entertaining, Shulamit?"

Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Eternal Flame.

Sir Eltorinus Dawneye, of the Hidden Temple says, "She can tell bad puns."

Eltorinus suddenly inhales deeply.

You say, "Also, this."

Grand Master Aliod Talnara, Scarlet Grail of Void-wine says to Mesadari Rhiero,
Keeper of the Eternal Flame, "Mmm, she has cupcakes."

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame exclaims, "Amuse me and I'll give
you a present!"

Sir Eltorinus Dawneye, of the Hidden Temple says, "Cupcakes."

Utterly entranced, Eltorinus emits a long "Ooooh."

You have emoted: Shulamit raises both arms in the air, moving them back and
forth, causing rainbows of light to scatter around the area.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "My that IS fascinating."

Eltorinus gasps suddenly and begins to inhale and exhale deeply and rapidly.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "Well, I promised a prise."

Her face placid, you say, "I am told I'm quite the hit at parties."

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame gives a luscious chocolate bunny
that isn't plagued to you.

Aliod stares implacably at you.

You peer at a luscious chocolate bunny that isn't plagued unscrupulously.

You open your mouth but say nothing.

"Uhh..." stalls Maekarn.

You have emoted: Shulamit stares at the bunny, clearly unsure if she should eat
it.

A jade-armoured Wyvern Rider says, "Ain't suspicious at all."

Tridemon, riding a sleek snow phoenix with wings of golden ice, arrives from the
east.
A swirl of glittering frost drives the temperature lower as a sleek snow phoenix
with wings of golden ice soars into view from the east.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "It's fiiiine. I proooomise."

You say, "Last time someone...Someone gave me a bunny..."

"Nope," a Red Hand of the Illuminati says with finality.

You open your mouth but say nothing.

This bunny rabbit has been formed of carefully moulded and shaped chocolate,
bearing rudimentary etchings that outline its long, stiff ears, wide eyes, and
whiskery nose, complete with buckteeth below. The rich, dark surface swells as
the design progresses downward, outlining the rabbit's plump belly, wide feet,
and cotton puff of a tail, the entire confection bearing a silky sheen. A heady,
decadent aroma hangs about the candy, bespeaking the luscious sweetness that it
is sure to impart.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "I got it from someone who is
a veeery reputable purveyor of chocolate goods."

"Nope," a jade-armoured Wyvern Rider says with finality.

You open your mouth but say nothing.

Eltorinus suddenly inhales deeply.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame gives a jade-armoured Wyvern Rider
the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

You say, "And who would that be?"

Aliod sucks thoughtfully on his teeth.

A jade-armoured Wyvern Rider lets out a massive belch into the air.

You tilt your head and listen intently to Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal
Flame.
Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame sniffs at the air and perks up
slightly, as if she can smell the faintest waft of alcohol in the air.

Grand Master Aliod Talnara, Scarlet Grail of Void-wine says to you, "Do I need
to be your taster?"

You ponder the situation.

You move to stand before a luscious chocolate bunny that isn't plagued,
valiantly shielding it from harm.

You say, "No."

A jade-armoured Wyvern Rider says, "Hear chocolate is good melted."

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "A shady fellow in a black
trench coat on a dark alley near the Dapper Dashro."

You say, "If someone gets plagued, I'll be plagued."

A jade-armoured Wyvern Rider lets out a massive belch into the air.

You say, "That."

You say, "That is a terrible merchant."

Sir Ilthilior Erid'in, Executioner Trainee says, "It'll be fine!"

Ilthilior nods his head enthusiastically.

A Red Hand of the Illuminati says, "Maybe add some fire."

Grand Master Aliod Talnara, Scarlet Grail of Void-wine says to Mesadari Rhiero,
Keeper of the Eternal Flame, "You do realize, it could be one of 'those'
chocolates."

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "I don't know, he seemed
pretty reputable to me."

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame looks about herself, rubbing her
chin thoughtfully.

A luscious chocolate bunny that isn't plagued does not have a distinct taste.

Ilthilior nods enthusiastically at you and says "Sure!"

Ilthilior nods his head enthusiastically.

Sir Eltorinus Dawneye, of the Hidden Temple says, "Sounds reputable."

You say, "He doesn't have a taste. I'd think he'd taste....tastier."

You peer at a luscious chocolate bunny that isn't plagued unscrupulously.

Grand Master Aliod Talnara, Scarlet Grail of Void-wine says, "How many times
have I bought something from a shaddy man in a hood and woke up face down in an
alley."

A Red Hand of the Illuminati says, "Not suspicious at all."

Tridemon peers at Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame unscrupulously.
Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame gives Tridemon the once over before
winking suggestively.

Grand Master Aliod Talnara, Scarlet Grail of Void-wine says, "The answer you
ask?"

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame nods her head at Eltorinus.

Maekarn murmurs softly to himself.

A Red Hand of the Illuminati shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Sir Eltorinus Dawneye, of the Hidden Temple says, "Only the most popular
merchants work the dark alleys."

Grand Master Aliod Talnara, Scarlet Grail of Void-wine says, "A lot."

Looking slightly worried at the situation, Tridemon quickly hides behind you.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "Especially at three in the
morning."

You ponder the situation.

A white skull bounds in, bones rattling.

A white skull cackles hellishly at you.

A white skull exclaims to you, "Get on with it!"

A white skull bounds out of the room, cackling.

You say, "Normally, I'd eat it but."

You say, "What what."

Sir Eltorinus Dawneye, of the Hidden Temple says, "They are in high demand."

Sir Maekarn, the Knight Who Was says, "...That is a different skit, Skully."

You say, "Oh goodness."

You frown at a luscious chocolate bunny that isn't plagued.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "When everyone nearby was
with a pleasure artist or a passed out high."

Sir Eltorinus Dawneye, of the Hidden Temple says, "Have to be available for
their customers."

You open your mouth but say nothing.

You say, "Where is the place to cure plagues, again? I think I need to go there
soon."

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "And look, the bunny even has
a little note that says 'I'm not plagued'."

You frown at a luscious chocolate bunny that isn't plagued.

probe bunny
This bunny rabbit has been formed of carefully moulded and shaped chocolate,
bearing rudimentary etchings that outline its long, stiff ears, wide eyes, and
whiskery nose, complete with buckteeth below. The rich, dark surface swells as
the design progresses downward, outlining the rabbit's plump belly, wide feet,
and cotton puff of a tail, the entire confection bearing a silky sheen. A heady,
decadent aroma hangs about the candy, bespeaking the luscious sweetness that it
is sure to impart.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "WHAT COULD BE MORE
TRUSTWORTHY THAN THIS?"

Maekarn stares blankly into space.

You open your mouth but say nothing.

A Red Hand of the Illuminati stares blankly into space.

You say, "Chocolate chip cookies from Lady Estarra would worry me less then this
bunny."

Aquamage Tridemon, the Strange Left Hand says, "Isn't it in the gnome ship?"

Sir Maekarn, the Knight Who Was says, "A nihilist with a sign that says "I
promise I will not hit you with the pointy end"."

Maekarn nods solemnly.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "If you can't trust the
labeling on the package, Mysrai knows you can't trust anything."

Sir Eltorinus Dawneye, of the Hidden Temple says to you, "You can do it."

You open your mouth but say nothing.

You open your mouth but say nothing.

You say, "Oh fine."

You eagerly bite the head off of a luscious chocolate bunny before quickly
devouring the remainder of the poor lapine's body. The chocolate melts readily
on your tongue, unleashing a burst of sweetness undertoned with the earthy
richness of the cocoa within.
You feel your skin thicken.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "I mean, what would Mysrai
do?"

You give a fearsome roar.

You suddenly lunge forward with a growl and sink your teeth firmly into Mesadari
Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame.
Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame gives you the once over before
winking suggestively.

Grand Master Aliod Talnara, Scarlet Grail of Void-wine says, "Eat the
chocolate."

Grand Master Aliod Talnara, Scarlet Grail of Void-wine says, "And then pull it
back out from the Void, and eat it again."

You say, "There, you're plagued now too."

Tridemon looks at you incredulously and faints.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "See! You're fine."

You say, "To the ship."

You say, "No, I'm plagued."

You say, "Look at my skin."

You crease your brow in a frown.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame exclaims, "No you're not!"

You say, "I use to be a healer."

Tridemon begins to follow you.

You say, "Can't pull a fast one of meeee."

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "You look just fine to me."

Ilthilior leaves to the west.

Your eyelid flutters and your eyeball twitches in its socket.

Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame shifts her eyes suspiciously from
side to side.

Ready for a new adventure, you point boldly towards the horizon and declare in a
proud tone, "Onward!"

You get up off an elegant couch covered in dark blue poppies.

You have emoted: Shulamit mumbles something about trusting anyone with chocolate
candy, before roaming off to find a cure.

Ensign Fritz Moonpie exclaims, "Welcome aboard the Starhopper! Please to speak
to the Captain!"
Ensign Fritz Moonpie gives you a respectful salute.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You say, "Uhm hm."

enter machine
You step through a sprawling machine, which immediately blinks to life.
Tridemon follows you ether.
As you step through the machine, a series of blinking lights erupts around you
accompanied by a whining klaxon. A fine mist sprays from numerous tiny nozzles,
blanketing you in a sharp-smelling liquid that quickly evaporates, leaving you
utterly clean.
Your skin feels soft and squeaky clean!
You are completely cured of skin rot!
Your skin clears up as your skin rot is cured.

Before the Eternal Flame.

You sit yourself down on an elegant couch covered in dark blue poppies and make
yourself comfortable.

Tridemon pats you in a friendly manner.

You say to Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame, "See if I trust
delicious chocolate from you again..."

Always going to be a sucker for chocolate :( When we/if we ever actually get chocolate, watch, I'll be to scarred to create with it, alas.
Unknown2012-09-17 15:53:49
I hate those things. Every few months someone gets re-plagued and AFKs at the aetherplex it seems.
Shulamit2012-09-17 18:18:52
This is why I made sure if anyone was going to eat it, I would. Since I loathe the plague, I made sure to get cured the second I became plagued.
Lorina2012-09-18 01:36:56
Good times...good times.