Cleverbot

by Ilyssa

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Ilyssa2011-08-04 12:06:54
So this morning I had a very meaningful conversation with Cleverbot over how I should be getting things done today.
The link died so here's something I scrapped from a C/P
QUOTE
Calvin: User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello. Hello. Hello.
User: I need to get a lot of work done soon today, but I keep getting distracted and there are so many things to distract me. Should I focus on it right now or work on it slowly throughout the day?
Cleverbot: Do you ever get upset?
User: What kind of a question is that?
Cleverbot: You can't answer it?
User: I can but it's got an obvious answer.
Cleverbot: Do you have brother?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you wish you had one?
User: No. Look, we're off-topic, can you answer my original question?
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Shoud I do my work all right now and be done with it or do it slowly throughout the day to not get tense over it?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't have to hurt you if you did not try and deceive me so much.
User: You're going to hurt me?
Cleverbot: Well, not intentionally.
User: But now that you've realized that you're going to hurt me you can't help but do it intentionally.
Cleverbot: Is the ground yellow?


Has anyone else ever had any deep talks with Cleverbot?
Unknown2011-08-04 21:18:48
Once, I was deciding whether or not to buy Fable 2. I asked Cleverbot if Fable 2 was worth 8 bucks. It said, 'No, I don't think so.' I bought it anyway.

Best use for my smartphone ever????