Fluffins the Divine Bunny

by Unknown

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Unknown2011-02-28 02:58:17
QUOTE
The deep, melodious voice of Lyreth carries to you on the winds, "It is not My fault if you are intolerably dull, dear Terentia. Perhaps there shall be better luck in a few days, mm?"

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "If you wait a few days, I'll cut the heads off the rabbits again."

The deep, melodious voice of Lyreth carries to you on the winds, "No! Not the rabbits!"

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "Remember that nice soup you ate? When I said it was made out of Ephemerals? Well..it also had rabbits in it."

The deep, melodious voice of Lyreth carries to you on the winds, "...You said you would care for them, Terentia!!"

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "I did care! I made them nice and plump before dinner."

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "Channel that ire, Lyreth! Now, if you could swing a sword when you get mad like that."

The deep, melodious voice of Lyreth carries to you on the winds, "Pah. Waving things about is so ungraceful, dear. Perhaps take a pointer from Me in this regard and note that if you were not brandishing that sodding axe all the time, poor Hoaracle wouldn't cower every time you stormed past!"

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "Hoaracle should cower! But since you can't swing a sword properly, I suppose I'm done trying to rile you up. Aeral's holding that rabbit. You can have it back."

Strains of unearthly music fill the air as motes of incandescent light manifest, coalescing into the form of Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince.

Stewartsville General Store.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Butch Duncan stands behind the counter with a disarming smile on his lips. A painting of below a torrent of starlight is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince stands here, surrounded by paeans of unearthly music.
You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see a single exit leading west (open door).

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Ahem."

You say, "Erm."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Rabbit."

You say, "What?"

You say, "I d-."

You peer at an extremely plump divine rabbit unscrupulously.

Lyreth stares implacably about Himself.

Extremely well fed, this divine bunny has a life of luxury. Its sleek white fur is very soft and would make rather nice gloves. If not for the fact that it exudes divine auras.
An extremely plump divine rabbit is a humble-looking creature.
He weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
You cannot see what an extremely plump divine rabbit is holding.

You say, "Erm."

You rub your hands together and gleefully shout, "Hee!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince exclaims, "YOU TAKE PLEASURE IN MY ANGUISH!"

You snuggle up close to an extremely plump divine rabbit, smiling happily.
An extremely plump divine rabbit smiles happily.

You say, "It's so..."

You say, "Cute!"

You squeal in excitement.

You bounce up and down.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Give Fluffins back."

You say, "No!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "And I will not harm you."

You sniffle softly.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Well, alright."

You say, "I want to keep him!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "I will harm you."

You say, "He's all-."

"Eek!" you shout in fright.

You say, "Lord Lyreth!"

You pet an extremely plump divine rabbit ingratiatingly.

(Celest): You say, "Lady Terentia?"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Give it back, dear."

(Celest): Terentia says, "Aye?"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "He is mine."

(Celest): You say, "Can He have the rabbit?"

(Celest): Terentia says, "Well, it is His rabbit."

(Celest): Terentia says, "I'"

(Celest): You say, "But..."

(Celest): You say, "I want to keep it!"

(Celest): You say, "It's so cute!"

(Celest): Terentia says, "I'd suggest not keepi.."

You peer at an extremely plump divine rabbit unscrupulously.

Lyreth narrows His eyes to thin slits.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "I will ask a final time."

(Celest): Terentia says, "Are you telling an Elder no, and at the same time, going to start to squeal?"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Return Fluffins to Me and no one will be hurt."

(Celest): You say, "Maybe."

(Celest): Akui says, "Hah."

You ponder the situation.

(Celest): Terentia says, "One of My Elite, is going to squee?"

You sniffle softly.

(Celest): Kalegyne says, "Oh goodness."

(Celest): You say, "No my Lady!"

You give an extremely plump divine rabbit to Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince.

You sniffle softly.

You say, "But..."

Lyreth beams broadly.

(Celest): Terentia says, "Good Aeral."

(Celest): Terentia says, "You can live today."

Lyreth gives an extremely plump divine rabbit a friendly cuddle.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Thank you, dear."

Motes of incandescent light whirl about Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince before dispersing, leaving naught but a faint melody hanging in the air.

You giggle happily.


Guys, I wub.gif you. Honestly, some days I wonder why I still play, and then you come along and do something epic like this.
Tekora2011-02-28 03:42:05
Squibbles is superior.
Sylandra2011-02-28 03:47:38
QUOTE (Kayte @ Feb 27 2011, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Guys, I wub.gif you. Honestly, some days I wonder why I still play, and then you come along and do something epic like this.

For real. I find it astounding that I haven't had a single upsetting admin encounter in Lusternia so far. Even when the gods are censor.gif off at you, it's still a fun sort of roleplaying as opposed to being hurtful and detrimental to gameplay. So I will second this rave. divlove.gif

Nifty log, too, I giggled. I think the lesson here is don't accept food from Terentia. suspicious.gif
Unknown2011-02-28 04:03:52
QUOTE (Sylandra @ Feb 27 2011, 11:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
For real. I find it astounding that I haven't had a single upsetting admin encounter in Lusternia so far. Even when the gods are censor.gif off at you, it's still a fun sort of roleplaying as opposed to being hurtful and detrimental to gameplay. So I will second this rave. divlove.gif

Nifty log, too, I giggled. I think the lesson here is don't accept food from Terentia. suspicious.gif


Yeah, not gonna lie... today I was so done with Lusternia. The Divine always seem to pop in right when I'm so frustrated with politics.

By Dynami's request:

The Divine voice of Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince echoes in your head, "Aeral, dear."

The Divine voice of Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince echoes in your head, "I am holding Pectus hostage."

The Divine voice of Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince echoes in your head, "And will not return her until you have given Me a lovely haiku in person."

You say, "Why is that?"

Miciah tilts his head and listens intently to you.

"Bah!" you retort disgustedly.

You say, "I cannot do poetry!"

Ser Shuyin says, "Ready?"

Aquamage Miciah, Fury of the Reefs says, "Pssh."

Miciah nods his head emphatically.

You incline your head politely to those around you.

You say, "Have fun."

You touch the Mantle of Starlight and are surrounded by a brilliant white light. The distant song of
an angelic choir can be heard, as you feel angelic hands lift you up and carry you away.
Upon the Starlit Eternity.

The Tower of the Aureate Libertine.
The Throne of the Starlit Verse rises here, pinpoints of incandescent light circling about it in a
slow orbit. Pectus is here, flailing about helplessly. She wields a violin of insanity in her left
hand and a magic spatula in her right. Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince stands here, surrounded by paeans
of unearthly music. He wields a silvery wooden harp in His left hand.
You see a single exit leading down.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

Lyreth tosses a tarot card at Pectus and as it reaches her, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering her.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says to you, "Thus! Hostage!"

Pectus peers about herself unscrupulously.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says to you, "Haiku!"

Lyreth tilts His head and listens intently.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Matriarch Pectus Dawneye, She of Illusion's Realm says to you, "Saavee me Aeral."

You say, "Lord Lyreth."

You say, "My soul requires a break for a moment."

You say, "Hence why I didn't directly come."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Why, that is the poorest excuse I have ever heard."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Pectus!"

Matriarch Pectus Dawneye, She of Illusion's Realm says, "I can't do haikus!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "You are to be held captive for an undetermined amount of time!"

Pectus gives a horrified gasp.

Throwing His hands in the air, Lyreth tosses His head back and laughs sadistically.

The Pool of Stars.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars bows his head reverently and traces a holy pentacle in the air
before you, your vision suddenly filling with celestial light.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars says, "Blessed be, Chosen One."
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

(Celest): You say, "Lord Lyreth?"

(Celest): Lyreth says, "Why, yes, dear?"

(Celest): You say, "Might I present to You a simple poem?"

(Celest): Lyreth says, "I suppose you might."

The Tower of the Aureate Libertine.
The Throne of the Starlit Verse rises here, pinpoints of incandescent light circling about it in a
slow orbit. An extremely plump divine rabbit hops playfully around here. Pectus is here, flailing
about helplessly. She wields a violin of insanity in her left hand and a magic spatula in her right.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince stands here, surrounded by paeans of unearthly music. He wields a
silvery wooden harp in His left hand.
You see a single exit leading down.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

You bow respectfully to Lyreth.

Your eyes twinkle enchantingly.

Matriarch Pectus Dawneye, She of Illusion's Realm says, "There we go! She can give a haiku now."

"Wow!" Telperion exclaims!

You say, "A haiku, you said?"

The corners of Lyreth's mouth turn up as He grins mischievously.

You incline your head politely to those around you.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Indeed!"

You clear your throat in an attempt to gain the attention of those around you.

You say, "Love's a special thing,."

Pectus snuggles up close to an extremely plump divine rabbit and leans comfortably on him.

You say, "One only knows once a life,."

Matriarch Pectus Dawneye, She of Illusion's Realm whispers to an extremely plump divine rabbit, "You know what's delicious? Rabbit stew."

(Celest): Avianca (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "May I listen, Archmage?"

You say, "Honor it always."

You smile softly.

Telperion congratulates you with some wild clapping.

An extremely plump divine rabbit snuggles up close to you, looking happy and content.

(Celest): You say, "It is for Lord Lyreth's ears only."

The corners of Lyreth's mouth turn up as He grins mischievously.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Very well done."

You squeal in excitement.

(Celest): Avianca (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ahh, alright."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says to Pectus, "Drat it all, you are free."

Lyreth snaps His fingers.

Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "That is one fat rabbit."

Lyreth gives Telperion the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Telperion pets an extremely plump divine rabbit ingratiatingly.

Matriarch Pectus Dawneye, She of Illusion's Realm says, "Can I keep the bunny?"

You hide a grin behind your hand.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says to Telperion, "What of it, hm?"

Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "It's better than skinny."

Finger extended, Pectus pokes an extremely plump divine rabbit.

Matriarch Pectus Dawneye, She of Illusion's Realm says, "I think he's too small."

You inch bashfully over to Pectus and nuzzle her tenderly.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says to Pectus, "You may keep the bunny if you part with your immortal soul."

You peer at Lyreth unscrupulously.

Pectus ponders the situation.

Matriarch Pectus Dawneye, She of Illusion's Realm says, "Deal."

Lyreth smiles radiantly, murmuring the name of Pectus under His breath.
Pectus has been slain by Lyreth.

Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "Skinny rabbits... meh."

You pet an extremely plump divine rabbit ingratiatingly.

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.

Telperion gives a horrified gasp.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "I did offer it to her."

Telperion pets an extremely plump divine rabbit ingratiatingly.

(Celest): Sipelus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Cooking contest?"

Lyreth shrugs helplessly.

The soul of Pectus Dawneye says, "I'm a ghooosst."

You say, "Please raise lovely Pectus."

Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "Now what could this rabbit eat to become so plump? That must mean there are special carrots around."

You sniffle softly.

You peer at an extremely plump divine rabbit unscrupulously.

You bounce up and down.

You bounce up and down.

Lyreth wrinkles His nose in distaste.

Telperion whispers soothing words to Pectus.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Pectus, dear, I am afraid you will have to pray to the Fates."

The soul of Pectus Dawneye says, "I'm content as a ghost."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Do return when you are through."

You say, "Peeectus."

You whine pitifully.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Oh gracious."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "We are being haunted."

Lyreth frets over everything that might go wrong.

You say, "It pains me to see you this way."

The soul of Pectus Dawneye says, "Wooooooo. Scary noisesss."

Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "If there are special carrots then there must be a means to make an awesome carrot soup."

The soul of Pectus Dawneye says, "Okay okay."

Seeing her situation to be hopeless, Pectus begins uttering fervent prayers for salvation.

Telperion waggles his eyebrows comically.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says to you, "Did you hear those scary noises, dear?!"

Telperion nods his head emphatically.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "I am terribly frightened."

You say, "Aye."

Lyreth shifts His eyes suspiciously from side to side.

(Celest): Aysu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You have me interested!"

You say, "I fear nothing."

Looking slightly worried at the situation, Telperion quickly hides behind an extremely plump divine rabbit.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says to you, "Good lass."

You smile softly.

Lyreth ponders the situation.

Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "Does me make many pellets?"

You peer at Telperion unscrupulously.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says to you, "So, hm. When will you be joining us, dear?"

You smile softly at Lyreth.

Lyreth gives Telperion the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says to Telperion, "For goodness' sake, is that the best you can ask?"

You say to Lyreth, "I'm afraid I will stay where I am needed."

Telperion utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You grin mischievously at Telperion.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Curses."

Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "You mean he talks?"

You say, "Don't kill me, I need my essence."

You sniffle softly.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "I shall have you yet, dear. Wait and see."

Telperion greets an extremely plump divine rabbit with a sincere smile.

You grin mischievously at Lyreth.

Lyreth taps His nose knowingly at you.

The Pool of Stars.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars bows his head reverently and traces a holy pentacle in the air
before you, your vision suddenly filling with celestial light.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars says, "Blessed be, Chosen One."
You are transported by the power of the Divine.
Dynami2011-02-28 04:47:13
Two logs full of win! laugh.gif
Terentia2011-02-28 04:56:50
QUOTE (Kayte @ Feb 27 2011, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says to you, "So, hm. When will you be joining us, dear?"

You smile softly at Lyreth.

You say to Lyreth, "I'm afraid I will stay where I am needed."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Curses."

You say, "Don't kill me, I need my essence."

You sniffle softly.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "I shall have you yet, dear. Wait and see."

You grin mischievously at Lyreth.

Lyreth taps His nose knowingly at you.

The Pool of Stars.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars bows his head reverently and traces a holy pentacle in the air
before you, your vision suddenly filling with celestial light.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars says, "Blessed be, Chosen One."
You are transported by the power of the Divine.




Mine.
Dynami2011-02-28 05:07:07
QUOTE (Terentia @ Feb 27 2011, 11:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mine.

Actually, I may or may not have suggested to Aeral that she might offer Lord Lyreth her services if He gives her the bunny... whistling.gif
Sylandra2011-02-28 05:12:43
QUOTE (Dynami @ Feb 28 2011, 12:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Actually, I may or may not have suggested to Aeral that she might offer Lord Lyreth her services if He gives her the bunny... whistling.gif

You be askin' for a zap, son. zap.gif
Terentia2011-02-28 05:17:10
See..

Lyreth has this cute, cuddly bunny.


I have a carnivorous, rabid hippogriff that eats you.

Want a pet? biggrin.gif
Dynami2011-02-28 05:31:48
QUOTE (Terentia @ Feb 28 2011, 12:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
See..

Lyreth has this cute, cuddly bunny.


I have a carnivorous, rabid hippogriff that eats you.

Want a pet? biggrin.gif

Logs or it doesn't exist! ninja.gif
Neos2011-02-28 06:08:40
QUOTE (Dynami @ Feb 28 2011, 12:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Logs or it doesn't exist! ninja.gif

QUOTE
Possessed of rare and unnatural animal mixtures, the noble white hippogriff is a beast to be
reckoned with. Exuding a palpable divine aura, white froth drips from the beak of this
intimidating beast. A powerful equine frame, covered in soft pure white hair builds the bulk of
the hippogriff's muscular body. Lean legs stretch down into hooves from the beast's
hindquarters, and massive clawed feline paws make up the fore limbs. The hippogriff's head is
distinctly horse-like in shape and size, though the mouth has been replaced by a hooked avian
beak. Silver feathers form a flowing mane that runs over the top of the creature's head then
down the back. Specks of crimson blood dot the white fur, symbolizing a recently devoured meal.
A carnivorous rabid hippogriff is quite powerful.
He weighs about 1875 pounds.
You cannot see what a carnivorous rabid hippogriff is holding.
Unknown2011-02-28 08:27:31
There was stuff after that, but it's a secret! biggrin.gif
Calixa2011-02-28 12:40:49
Thanks for the logs, I saw the start of the shouting, but it was like 3 AM already and I had to go to bed. Good stuff laugh.gif
Unknown2011-02-28 12:49:20
QUOTE (Terentia @ Feb 28 2011, 01:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
See..

Lyreth has this cute, cuddly bunny.


I have a carnivorous, rabid hippogriff that eats you.

Want a pet? biggrin.gif


I want this pet! Except I already have my own hippogriff. laugh.gif
Unknown2011-02-28 20:07:08
QUOTE (Kayte @ Feb 28 2011, 07:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I want this pet! Except I already have my own hippogriff. laugh.gif

Collar and then Customization upgrade?
Terentia2011-02-28 20:31:29
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Feb 28 2011, 12:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Collar and then Customization upgrade?


I suspect if Aeral tries to collar My carnivorous, rabid hippogriff, it might end up causing problems for her well being.

Shulamit2011-02-28 21:28:07
Squee! Cute bunneh! I know what my next purchase shall be, not another muse, but a huggable, fat bunneh!
Unknown2011-03-04 00:37:34
QUOTE (Terentia @ Feb 28 2011, 03:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I suspect if Aeral tries to collar My carnivorous, rabid hippogriff, it might end up causing problems for her well being.

I still want to know what happens if we stick a rune on the Even Blade suspicious.gif