UNIQLOCK

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Unknown2010-11-07 23:44:37
UNIQLOCK!

I have once again found myself transfixed by this bizarre clock. Yes, they are trying to hypnotize you into buying their clothing. However I find myself more compelled to just stare at the dancing asian women for ages. It is especially hypnotic when they do bizarre hand motions instead of dancing.
Unknown2010-11-07 23:49:12
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Nov 7 2010, 06:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
UNIQLOCK!

I have once again found myself transfixed by this bizarre clock. Yes, they are trying to hypnotize you into buying their clothing. However I find myself more compelled to just stare at the dancing asian women for ages. It is especially hypnotic when they do bizarre hand motions instead of dancing.

You just like looking at leggy asians, the rest is a cover. Admit it.
Unknown2010-11-07 23:52:05
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Nov 7 2010, 06:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You just like looking at leggy asians, the rest is a cover. Admit it.

I don't find them particularly attractive, actually. suspicious.gif
Lorina2010-11-08 00:09:57
I dunno what is going on....I can't look away...
Lilia2010-11-08 01:04:49
I... I don't understand...
Unknown2010-11-08 13:10:59
I want to look at this, but I'm at school... and I've learned a lot about not clicking links in this forum at school. sad.gif
Unknown2010-11-08 14:48:19
QUOTE (Kayte @ Nov 8 2010, 08:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I want to look at this, but I'm at school... and I've learned a lot about not clicking links in this forum at school. sad.gif

It's perfectly innocent, though loses a lot of its hypnotic power without sound, so that's something to keep in mind.
Nariah2010-11-08 15:53:21
Been five minutes... dazed.gif
Daraius2010-11-08 17:26:58
Is there a full 24 hours of this? Jeez. It would be neat if the dance sequences corresponded to the time of day.
Unknown2010-11-08 20:06:34
Saw it, wtf is this...?
Ayisdra2010-11-08 20:21:06
This is some clothing ad (from what phoebus said and it also serves as a clock if you are in paris)
Unknown2010-11-08 21:36:02
Every time they add some new line of products, the video changes. This time, I believe they're celebrating the opening of a store in Paris. But the theme is always the same- asian women dancing.
Unknown2010-11-09 00:10:39
Bwaaaahhhhh? 0_0
Lorina2010-11-09 01:08:37
When Phoebus is standing around at the Matrix not talking, she is on the Internetz searching for pointless crap. She has lots of strange things to show...Things that burn your eyeballs and your butt. THOOOOORRRRR!!!
Unknown2010-11-09 01:14:23
QUOTE (Lorina @ Nov 8 2010, 08:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When Phoebus is standing around at the Matrix not talking, she is on the Internetz searching for pointless crap. She has lots of strange things to show...Things that burn your eyeballs and your butt. THOOOOORRRRR!!!

I don't need to search. It comes to me. It's kind of like a super power or something. cool.gif

Also the awareness of Thor was like a gift of the sweetest knowledge that enriched your life beyond your means of expression of gratitude.
Lorina2010-11-09 01:16:57
That's an awesome super power....
Unknown2010-11-09 01:20:23
QUOTE (Lorina @ Nov 8 2010, 08:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's an awesome super power....

You all still doin' that Skype thing? Maybe I oughta saunter in and lay out my wares, so to speak. I sometimes miss the cries of "oh god what is that thing" and "you're a sick censor.gif you know that".
Lorina2010-11-09 01:22:54
I haven't jumped on Skype to chat in forever...No one ever talks to me! sad.gif
Unknown2010-11-09 01:30:38
It changes colour and theme every hour? Iiinteresting...
Ilyssa2010-11-09 01:41:24
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Nov 8 2010, 10:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You all still doin' that Skype thing? Maybe I oughta saunter in and lay out my wares, so to speak. I sometimes miss the cries of "oh god what is that thing" and "you're a sick censor.gif you know that".

Come back to us. sad.gif