Ironbeard!

by Shaddus

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Shaddus2010-09-09 06:12:23
Because I live vicariously through all of you, post here if you get something from Ironbeard, or you see someone get something, and they aren't on the forums. I wants to know!

Edit: Lorina says she got eight vials, Inagin got 19 dingbats, someone else got palettes.
Rika2010-09-09 06:38:01
He gave me a burp. sad.gif
Lehki2010-09-09 06:40:33
QUOTE
Rika Talnara says, "I want a gift."
Ironbeard the Magnanimous exclaims, "There is no gift finer tjan the giift of giving!"

Rika Talnara says to Ironbeard the Magnanimous, "So give me a gift!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous exclaims, "There i *hic* s no gift finer thaN the gilt of giving!"

Ironbeard the Magnanimous hiccups suddenly.

Ironbeard the Magnanimous exclaims, "Okay!"

Rika Talnara says, "Where?!"

Ironbeard the Magnanimous digs about in his bag, fishing about with both hands, a mixed look of consternation and frustration on his face.

Rika Talnara says, "Here, have an ear."

Rika gives a bloody ear to Ironbeard the Magnanimous.
Ironbeard the Magnanimous exclaims, "Thank you Rika, buut I am the gift-giver, noot the gift-receIVer!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous hands a bloody ear back.

Ironbeard the Magnanimous continues digging, sticking his tongue out and ignorantly biting it without thinking.

Ironbeard the Magnanimous exclaims, "Ah! Here it is!"

Ironbeard the Magnanimous lets out a massive belch directly into Rika's face. How rude!

Rika Talnara gasps, "Ironbeard."

Ironbeard the Magnanimous exclaims, "Happy celebration!"

Rika sticks her tongue out and says 'Ack.'

Ironbeard rambles north, his stout belly bouncing along before him.
Shaddus2010-09-09 06:56:40
Man, that's frigging awesome.
Shaddus2010-09-09 09:44:06
Nydekion says he got a bubble pipe.
Llesvelt2010-09-09 09:56:03
Being under the influence of alcohol is illegal in the Commonwealth.

I keep imagining Ironbeard popping up and being all "Preshents for *hic* all!" followed by someone shouting "Get him!" and 3-4 Sentinels tackling the poor dwarf.

Precious mind whistling.gif
Unknown2010-09-09 14:38:22
argh.gif I hate you all right now. I've been here since 4 or 5 last night and it's now 7:30 AM and I still haven't gotten a single present!

(I have a lot of free time on my hands happy.gif)
Ssaliss2010-09-09 14:57:02
If it makes you feel better, I haven't gotten one either, despite having been here for... oh, say 9 hours.
Thendis2010-09-09 15:03:13
I too have spend 7 or so hours without a present. :tears:
Faymar2010-09-09 15:26:07
I got five vials. :censor: you, Ironbeard!
Unknown2010-09-09 15:30:46
QUOTE (Faymar @ Sep 9 2010, 08:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I got five vials. censor.gif you, Ironbeard!


Better than nothing tongue.gif
Elostian2010-09-09 15:53:00
Ironbeard has never given me a present ever!
Ayisdra2010-09-09 15:55:22
QUOTE (Elostian @ Sep 9 2010, 11:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ironbeard has never given me a present ever!


The last thing you need are presents from Ironbeard.

I normally just get vials or such...I wish he would give me something cool, a RoD would be nice...
Ssaliss2010-09-09 15:59:38
QUOTE (Elostian @ Sep 9 2010, 05:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ironbeard has never given me a present ever!

Well, what would you give to someone who can just wiggle his fingers and create anything?
Unknown2010-09-09 16:01:26
QUOTE (Ssaliss @ Sep 9 2010, 08:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, what would you give to someone who can just wiggle his fingers and create anything?

More fingers?
Unknown2010-09-09 16:08:00
QUOTE (Ssaliss @ Sep 9 2010, 06:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, what would you give to someone who can just wiggle his fingers and create anything?

Inspiration
Jigan2010-09-09 16:09:24
If memory serves, in the three or so years I've been playing, I don't think I've ever gotten anything from Ironbeard.

So, don't worry if you don't get anything.

dazed.gif
Thendis2010-09-09 16:11:54
eep!
QUOTE
The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
Bowing deeply, and a bit unstably, Ironbeard the Magnanimous pronounces his blessing, "A gift for Tsinte. Oh yes!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a Lucky 13 present!


I got it while reading this thread! wub.gif

I got 7 paint palettes (no idea what those are).

edit: also, don't post on forums while in the undervault.
Shulamit2010-09-09 16:13:43
Eh, you use them with painting landscapes and such. Some designs use them (easier to add one palette to a comm cost, then listing one of each tint)
Neos2010-09-09 16:16:38
The last time I got any gifts from Ironbeard was last Christmas and I got 18 dingbats. I've gotten other stuff also, but forget what.
Nothing yet though.