Fun times with 'uncle' Revan!

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Unknown2010-08-04 11:14:59
After being asked by Revan to recite by name the twelve True gods.

You say, "I have some of them, sir."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Twelve of them?"
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You say, "Lord Morgfyre, Lord Fain, Lord Raezon, Gruenella, Ivanko, Slaay, Thax, Malmydia, Drocilla, Gheasia, Blooredi."

Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue frowns as he counts his fingers....
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue closes his eyes for a moment as he goes over them in his head.
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(Magnagora): Vaylin says, "A recent addition of the Gourmonds, non Geomancers could find the challenge interesting."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Nine... ten... eleven.... hmm... twelve?"
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Revan peers about himself unscrupulously.
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Yes, twelve."
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Revan nods his head emphatically.
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Good work, Pupil."
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain frowns and counts on her own fingers.
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "There are not many pupils who know that... I am impressed."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says to Lavinya, "Are you not impressed with the Pupil, daughter?"
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says to Revan, "Indeed I am very impressed, Father. Though I counted 11, not 12."
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Revan narrows his eyes to thin slits.
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The acrid stench of burning ozone permeates the air as the great engines of industry and planar science march ever forward.
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Are you saying I cannot count, daughter?"
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says, "That would be extremely foolish, don't you think? It is my counting I am questioning."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says to you, "Recite your list of the True Gods again."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Slowly."
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Revan tells you, "One at a time."
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say Lord Morgfyre, Lord Fain, Lord Raezon
You say, "Lord Morgfyre, Lord Fain, Lord Raezon."
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reply Shush you
You tell Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue, "Shush you."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "One, two three..."
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The elegant chords of chamber music reach your ears from nearby, the rich notes each stately and crisp.
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say Gruenella
You say, "Gruenella."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Four."
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say Ivanko
You say, "Ivanko."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Five."
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say Slaay
You say, "Slaay."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Six."
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say Thax
You say, "Thax."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Seven."
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say Malmydia
You say, "Malmydia."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Nine."
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say Drocilla
You say, "Drocilla."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Ten."
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say Gheasia
You say, "Gheasia."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Eleven."
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say Blooredi
You say, "Blooredi."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Twelve."
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Comprehension flashes across Lavinya's face.
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "You see? There are twelce."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Twelve, rathe."
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Lavinya coughs softly.
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Now recite one more time."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "And my daughter shall count."
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Lavinya nods her head emphatically.
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say Lord Morgfyre
You say, "Lord Morgfyre."
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say Lord Fain
You say, "Lord Fain."
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says, "One."
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says, "Two."
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say Lord Raezon
You say, "Lord Raezon."
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says, "Three."
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say Gruenella
You say, "Gruenella."
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say Ivanko
You say, "Ivanko."
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say Slaay
You say, "Slaay."
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say Thax

Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says, "Four five six."
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You say, "Thax."
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says, "Seven."
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say Malmydia
You say, "Malmydia."
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says, "Nine."
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say Drocilla
You say, "Drocilla."
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says, "Ten."
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say Gheasia
You say, "Gheasia."
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says, "Eleven."
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Mechanical clankings rumble from deep beneath the ground, as though some great clockwork engine lay beneath your feet.
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say Blooredi
You say, "Blooredi."
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says, "Twelve."
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Revan nods his head emphatically.
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Lavinya's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Idietri arrives from the northeast.
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Idietri leaves to the south.
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A large hippogriff with grey wings trots into sight from the south, shimmering with a weird green light.
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Esano reaches out and touches a painting of a monstrous lobstrosity, and a deep purple glow surrounds it. Esano's body blurs into swirling colours, which begin to be sucked into the painting.
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue stops for a moment, his face scrunching up.
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(Newbie): Spindle says, "I must be leaving now, but if you need any assistance, feel free to NEWBIE and someone may have the answer for you. If that doesn't work, try asking your collegium with CGT . Goodbye!"
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Gliding out to the ether on grey wings, a large hippogriff vanishes from sight.
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Wait... there is a number... missing."
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Revan glares about himself, upset with the world.
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says, "Surely not father."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "I shall slay you BOTH for this impertinence!"
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "There are not twelve there..."
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tell revan Graaceeee
You tell Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue, "Graaceeee."
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Lavinya glares angrily at Revan.
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "There are THIRTEEN!"
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain says, "You can't kill me for agreeing with you."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "There are NOT thirteen True Gods!"
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "You lied to me, lead me astray, and even came up with the wrong number the FIRST time!"
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*Esano spam, you spammy man you*

Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says to you, "And YOU."
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Revan creases his brow in a frown.
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Acolyte Lavinya, Student of Pain refuses to be cowed.
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Wait no... that IS twelve."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Nevermind."
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Puppet Master Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue nods in a satisfied manner.
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(Edited a bit to cut out some spam)
Arix2010-08-04 11:58:16
you left out eight
Calixa2010-08-04 12:49:13
Interesting twists this counting is taking biggrin.gif
Noola2010-08-04 13:07:04
That's awesome! Revan is cool! wub.gif