Winnae v. Hallifax

by Unknown

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Unknown2010-04-05 21:17:46
I haven't really had the time/motivation to edit my extremely long log of yesterday's events yet, but I thought this was amusing enough to be worth posting as a precursor to when I can put the full log up.

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(Market): Xyre says, "Selling used greatrobes, a black scarf, boots, and a tunic."
4326h, 1714m, 3768e, 10p ex-
You tell State Company Member Xyre Shavatt, "Winnae would like to buy your scarf."
4326h, 1714m, 3768e, 10p ex-
You tell State Company Member Xyre Shavatt, "Meet Winnae at the aetherplex please."
4326h, 1714m, 3768e, 10p ex-
Xyre tells you, "I'm coming."
4326h, 1714m, 3768e, 10p ex-

(Winnae goes to the aetherplex)

Xyre doffs a pale silver helm to you.
4530h, 1714m, 3768e, 10p ex-
You nod your head at Xyre.
4530h, 1789m, 3768e, 10p ex-l xyre
He is a crystalline adamantine lucidian and is a warm, handsome male, whose slim angular features merely add to his compassionate aura. His body is composed of brilliant sky-blue glass, the angular facets of his arms and face glistening whenever the light shines upon him. His pale blue lips are almost always drawn up
into a smile. Little spikes of deep blue glass adorn his head as hair might any other race. Sea blue eyes look out at the world not with an air of disdain, but rather one of curiosity. He is wearing a ring of suspended sapphire, soft, dark brown suede boots, silk gloves embroidered with blue and silver scales, a starry, dusk blue gossamer scarf, a black and silver fur-lined cloak with aslaran imagery, a pocketbelt, an onyx and moonstone stud through his left ear, a blue leather backpack, an etched beryl ring, a cool tulip of dusk, a suit of pale silver fullplate, and a pale silver helm.
4530h, 1789m, 3768e, 10p ex-assess xyre
You glance over Xyre and see that his health is at 3592/3582.
You assess the bodily wounds as follows:
* Head has no wounds.
* Chest has no wounds.
* Gut has no wounds.
* Left arm has no wounds.
* Right arm has no wounds.
* Left leg has no wounds.
* Right leg has no wounds.
4530h, 1789m, 3768e, 10p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4530h, 1789m, 3768e, 10p ex-
You say, "Haw haw haw, you are pebble man."

You say, "Still, Winnae would like to buy a scarf."

You say, "If it is cheap."

Xyre nods his head emphatically.

State Company Member Xyre Shavatt says, "250 gold?"

"Ok!" you exclaim.

You get 250 gold sovereigns from a leather backpack.

You give 250 gold sovereigns to Xyre.

Xyre gives a black scarf of wool to you.

You slip into a black scarf of wool.

State Company Member Xyre Shavatt says, "Enjoy!"

You clap your hands together merrily.
4530h, 2014m, 3768e, 10p ex-p scarf
This scarf has been knitted out of a deep black coloured wool. The scarf is long enough to wrap around the wearer's neck and over their mouth. This is all in an effort to keep the wearer warm. The ends of the scarf
have been decorated with many small tassels.
It has 16 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Ishant Nightshade.
4530h, 2089m, 3768e, 10p ex-
You give a horrified gasp.

You say, "Scarf... constricting..."

You say, "Winnae... no can..."

Xyre puts some gold sovereigns in a blue leather backpack.

You feel overwhelmed by it all and faint.

Xyre blinks.

Xyre winces in pain.

State Company Member Xyre Shavatt says, "Erm."

Xyre kneels before you, swearing his allegiance to you.

State Company Member Xyre Shavatt gently loosens Winnae's scarf.

Xyre stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
Xyre pats you in a friendly manner.

A cone of sparkling light rises up around Xyre and whisks him away.

You wipe the back of your hand across your head in relief as you mutter, "Whew."

You tell State Company Member Xyre Shavatt, "Thank you."

Xyre tells you, "No problem."
ongaku2010-04-05 22:06:37
Rofl, poor Winnae! ^^ I absolutely love him, by the way. I'd love for Ongaku to get to know him better. smile.gif
Unknown2010-04-28 09:00:02
This made me laugh.
Unknown2010-05-04 05:42:47
The original log is actually way funnier than this. It might even be the funniest thing I've done in like, 10 years of playing IRE games.

My finals end on the 13th, so I'll finally get around to giving it the proper editing and posting it by then. Ya'll won't be disappointed, it's epic biggrin.gif