I managed to fish this out of some very old notes, and fondly remember Revan and Melville with this ((poorly made) parody I never got to share until now. Hope you may find perverse pleasure in it


Baby, please help me!
I’m stumbling
A meld like yours
Should have a warning
It’s dangerous
I’m falling…

There’s no escape
I’m live bait
I’m getting hit
Won’t you ease a bit?
It’s dangerous
I’ve to submit…

Dust flies
From the ground
It’s in the air
Spinning round and round
Won’t you kill me now?

With your taint coated lips
You meld around
It’s toxic, I’m slipping under
Then your spit filled with poison hits the ground
I’m disgusted with you
Coz you know that you’re toxic!
And I hate what you do
Don’t you know that you’re toxic?

It’s getting late
To tumble out
Your grin tells me
You plan to take me out
Slowly,
Chasm will swallow me

Dust flies
From the ground
It’s in the air
Spinning round and round
Won’t you kill me now?

With your taint coated lips
You meld around
It’s toxic, I’m slipping under
Then your spit filled with poison hits the ground
I’m disgusted with you
Coz you know that you’re toxic!
And I hate what you do
Don’t you know that you’re toxic?

Don’t you know that you’re toxic?

With your taint coated lips
You meld around
It’s toxic, I’m slipping under
Then your spit filled with poison hits the ground
I’m disgusted with you
Coz you know that you’re toxic!
And I hate what you do
Don’t you know that you’re toxic?

Intoxicate me now
With your melding now
I think I’m dying now
I think I’m dying now
Intoxicate me now
With your melding now
I’m dying now

ROFL, I LOVE THE CHORUS!

Do a Womanizer one about Mary Sues!

NO! DO "If You Seek Amy!"