When Toys Attack

by Parabollus

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Parabollus2009-07-28 02:04:06
I figure in light of the current storyline involving evil toys of doom it would be cool to dedicate a thread to videos of evil toys. Or web stuff dealing with evil toys in general. What can I say, even though I'm nowhere near high enough in level (with either character) to be able to participate without getting killed, I love the concept.

I'll start by posting a couple of Cloverfield parodies.
Casilu2009-07-28 02:10:05
Estarra2009-07-28 02:38:01
This is a real movie: Gingerbread Man. It was so good in fact, that it apparently warranted a Gingerbread Sequel.

Of course, the mother of all evil toy movies are the Puppet Master movies! Horror junkies should know this gore franchise spawned many sequels, some of them actually quite good! (Okay, I confess that I was a Puppetmaster junkie... but I swear Puppetmaster 3 was actually pretty darn good!)

Not sure if this counts, but here's to the popular care bear episode innocently titled, Care Bear Cleansing.
Parabollus2009-07-28 02:40:07
MOAR
  • The original evil penguins, dood.
  • What do robots call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Zallafar2009-07-28 04:53:09
I believe the toy soldiers are the good guys in the classic Babes in Toyland.
Parabollus2009-07-31 02:10:56
Apparently there's a YouTube channel that's full of reviews of "evil toys." As in they review IRL toys for evil-ness.

Por ejemplo: Baby Laughs-a-lot.
And - I kid you not - the Pez Candy Gun.

Anyway, the channel is JeepersMedia. And their videos are called Fail Toys in case you wanna search for them.
Shaddus2009-07-31 03:27:24