Hello, Basin!

Having recovered from the horrible disease that I caught in Magnagora's sewers, I have decided that going out in search of adventure is silly idea, for those who can't delegate. Instead, I am going to let the adventures come to me.

Specifically, culinary adventures! I am setting aside 100 credits for my Exotic Tastes Budget. If you bring me something I haven't tasted before, I'll pay you a credit for the novel experience. Certain restrictions apply:

* Nothing rancid! If it makes me sick again, you don't get any rewards.
* No cannibalism! Shards taste the same as animals. No credits for you.
* Edibility Not Required! Delicious rocks count, even I can't eat them.

-Iae (Want Some Good Food!)

PS. Magnagora, please reconsider having sewers. Trained dung beetles are by far the more civilized way to dispose of waste. They roll it up into balls and cart it off. Then they lay eggs in it to make more dung beetles. Not only does this naturally expand the sanitary infrastructure to match the volume of waste being produced, the system is self-installing and self-maintaining! Plus, nobody has ever caught a horrible sewer disease from a stray dung beetle.

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Dvarsh, in the year 722 CE.