Denizens of the Basin of Life,

By the sacred determination of the Sultan's game ( a game I made up), it is at this moment declared that Bulltree has triumphed over all challengers with their edict:

"When I am sultan, I will decree that I identified ingenious ideas that include intellectually investing, and inventing, incredible information, and intensely incorporating ice into innocent interpretations of intense inevitabilities."

As per tradition (one that I made up), the winning proclamation shall now be imposed as a binding rule upon the City of Gaudiguch for a year.

What does this mean?

It means that everyone in Gaudiguch must now accept that Bulltree has already done everything they said in their decree, even if it makes no sense, defies logic, or was clearly made up minutes ago.

So if someone says, "Why does Bulltree keep talking about frozen inevitabilities?" or "Did Bulltree really rewrite the laws of Gaudiguch using ice cream?" The answer is;

Yes. Retroactively. And it's binding. And if you are within the city of Gaudiguch, you're part of it now.

By order of me, without any backing at all from the council, this decree is effective immediately until the 12th of Vestian, 715.

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Vestian, in the year 714 CE.