All Hail Gilligan, King of the Leprechauns!
Written by: Estarra the Eternal
Date: Monday, April 1st, 2019
Addressed to: Everyone
For the first time ever, the youngest offspring of Old Cashel Connlaodh has taken the leprechaun throne! His older sister and brother are aghast at this development but the leprechaun population is rejoicing. All hail Gilligan, King of the Leprechauns! Congratulations to Gilligan and those who worked so hard on his behalf for those votes!
Penned by My hand on the 17th of Klangiary, in the year 527 CE.